Just finished this week's Top 11, and I swear, it's more interesting than the last Top 11. This time around, we tackle the best damn Draculas there ever were, from Bela to Blacula. There's a bonus feature that rewrites a really old X-E article you've probably never seen, and all in all, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. You'll know when it's up. Because I'll TELL you.

The Go-Bot Sex File down below got a few links over the weekend -- looks like nobody can resist the tempation of watching evil robots sexually violate heroic robots. Can't say I blame 'em. Hey, at least it makes the terminally boring Go-Bots a helluva lot more interesting. They should employ a mechanical rape gimmick with more shows -- who needs Reality TV when you've got Leader-1 taking one for the other team?

I got sick this past weekend, presumably the result of a Papa Shango curse, so I've gotta finish up this week's print columns before I can move on to the X-E stuff. I've got a fun feature coming up about a 5.00 bag sale at a thrift shop, and you can guess where that's headed. I can't even remember what I threw in there during my thrift store frenzy, so until I pull the 500-pound garbage bag out of the car, I won't know if the shit's really article worthy or not. If it isn't, I'll post it here. Either way, count on seeing dirty plush animals and a few board games nobody's ever played in due time. If you were hoping for something a little more indulgent from the site on this typically boring Monday afternoon, uhhh, here's a picture of Big Stuff Oreos.

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