Wondering just what the Hell you're looking at up there? Click here to find out. I'll tell you this -- it's got something to do with Bonkers candy, something to do with Madballs, something vaguely to do with robot watches, and nothing to do with the fact that I keep lighting cellophane wrappers on fire and mistaking them as "lukewarm" enough to touch, thus rendering much of my right arm bubbling and blistery. It's the Ugly Ball, and it's here.
Posted by Matt on 07/10/2003. E-mail me!
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I had the loose eyeball madball and that was all we could afford, however our dire straits did allow me the pleasure of shopping at a local bodega (think 99 cent store but owned by spanish people) where I picked up a strange knock off, it was like a madball but in baseball bat form. It was made of pretty resilient stuff for a two dollar toy and I’m sure my family has it somewhere, it was neon yellow plastic and was bugg eyed with worm fixtures. On another point does anyone remember if Mad balls had any restraunt tie-ins because I have a plastic cup in the shelf above the sink back home.