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Go-Bots Having Sex?

Okay, I gotta show you this. Readers send in a lot of great e-mail, either tipping me off to something I've yet to review or sharing their thoughts on an article, but sometimes, they go a bit further. I was a little skeptical about the one I'm about to tell you about, which referenced pornography in an old cartoon, because honestly, if you're interested in old toons and you've been on the net long enough, you've likely seen it all a trillion times. There's only so many pics of Prince Adam and Man-At-Arms in a "compromising position" that a person can take before the whole idea of animated characters fucking each other loses its innate charm, but this one, this one is the real shit.

Sent in by Tyler N., it's from the Go-Bots series. I've heard about the clip before, but just wrote it off as another thing where people were seeing what they wanted to see -- having viewed the clip for myself now, I can honestly say that's there's no mistaking it. The robots are doing it -- no, it's actually worse -- the evil robots are forcing a hero robot to take villainous schlongs up his tailpipe...

Now I'm not going to explain what happens, you can just download it and judge for yourselves. Personally, even though it's played off as something else, it's tough not to view this as a couple of animators having some fun. At the very least, it's some pretty poor editing at work. But...well, you'll see, and you can decide.

Posted by Matt on 07/09/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 140 comments

Thanks, now my childhood has been even more violated. I’m gonna go huddle in a corner for a while now.

Chestnuts roasted by Jonny5 @ 07/11/2003 11:33 AM


What the….? My childhood just took a trip to the toilet.

Chestnuts roasted by joshismyfriend2 @ 07/11/2003 12:43 PM


What the heck? Robots can’t do it? You people are acting silly! Well I got to go bake some muffins and light up the stew for Grand Pa. Robots doing it…hahahaha! Silly humans! Remember, God is amongst us all, so watch your daily activities, for HE does keep a good eye on all who use his land.
God Loves You!

Chestnuts roasted by Shaun @ 07/11/2003 12:58 PM


The funniest part is that the race car directly behind him was a girl. I think her name was Crasher?

Chestnuts roasted by Nick @ 07/11/2003 3:25 PM


Creepy.

But don’t worry about the Go Bots.

Why? In Japan they were known as Machine Robo, and they have a new series that is doing fine and has some nifty looking toys.

From what I understand the new show involves kids controlling/helping the Machine Robos from the original Machine Robo show stop naughty robots and save people from burning buildings and stuff. Masterforce.org and ToyboxDX both had an article on it.

Chestnuts roasted by Bloodcat @ 07/11/2003 4:02 PM


Jonny5, your childhood wasn’t the ONLY thing that was violated.

Chestnuts roasted by Razor Ramon @ 07/11/2003 4:10 PM


I mean… they had to subdue him and the scene just abruptly ends. Whatever happens after that is kinda left to our imaginations.

God I forgot how much 80s animation really sucked. Especially Gobots!

Chestnuts roasted by Czarland Junky @ 07/11/2003 4:16 PM


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/244692/GASP.gif" width="4" height="4">

Holy Hell!

Chestnuts roasted by BigBadLemurTamer @ 07/11/2003 4:17 PM


Nice job, Hanna-Barbarians. Would’ve been much better had Coptor been yelling the whole time:

"This is what ya get fer rippin’ off Transformers!"

Chestnuts roasted by Shunyata Zero @ 07/11/2003 4:35 PM


Sweet Jesus!

My Eyes! My poor eyes!

On the other hand, the look on Leader One’s face was priceless in the end… in the end? I cant believe I just said that! I didn’t think my humor could get so low.

Chestnuts roasted by Sam I. Am @ 07/11/2003 4:37 PM


Hey, at least they didn,t give him a gasoline shower. I can’t believe I said that. I need help.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 07/11/2003 5:02 PM


Eww. The more I read, the more I hate Go-bots. Gay-bots, good one, Mr. Game and Watch. And Razor Ramon, the whole "Anal sex is a little much" thing has me rolling on the floor at work. I don’t want to get fired. Natureboy, I kind of remember that episode, but not too well. I bet Photog never has to worry about anal rape. I hope.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/11/2003 6:48 PM


No….cyber sex at it’s lowest level !

Chestnuts roasted by Trampampoline @ 07/11/2003 9:08 PM


Leader-1 got that shit coming to him. He sucked as a being the leader of the Go-Bots. I think they should’ve made an actual episode of Unicron Devouring the Go-Bots and their weak ass planet.

Chestnuts roasted by Westside_Paintballa @ 07/11/2003 9:12 PM


There are many things I’d never thought I’d see in this life time an animated robot being sodomized one of them. Maybe I will see a time when we will make contact with life on other planets afterall.

Anyhow you wouldn’t see Optimus Prime being raped, Bumblebee sure, Wheelie definately but not Prime.

Chestnuts roasted by Brandon @ 07/12/2003 12:04 PM


wow, i saw that episode long ago, and never thought twice baout that, but now 12 some years later, its scares me, especially cause i *liked* gobots!

Chestnuts roasted by Drew32 @ 07/12/2003 1:36 AM


Well, that certainly adds a new facet to the whole "Guardians vs. Renegades" thing. The Guardians were literally trying to save their asses!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Zaku2ms06 @ 07/12/2003 1:57 AM


uh, after reading all these comments and the article
its not nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be
3 seconds of squincing and grunting
/shrug
so the artists were messing around or whatever
not nearly as bad or obvious as most of you guys are making it out

Chestnuts roasted by Eraxian @ 07/12/2003 1:59 AM


that clip was takenout of context. the one you call leader one was not practicing sexual intercourse. he was merely playing twister until dr. go cheated with a nueral duct to block his primary cicuit. any further talk of this article will result in laughter

Chestnuts roasted by go-bot representative @ 07/12/2003 2:49 AM


Any chance of a review of the Go-Bots movie with the Rocklords?

Chestnuts roasted by Thundarr the Barbarian's primary counselor @ 07/12/2003 3:03 AM


Damn it! I thought I destroyed all footage of that porn film I starred in when I was in collage! Now someone is going to sell it to Fox for a "Go-Bots gone Wild!" special! Please… Just kill me now…

Chestnuts roasted by Leader One @ 07/12/2003 3:30 AM


i feel so dirty after watching that

Chestnuts roasted by squall lion @ 07/12/2003 4:23 AM


Why was the black one wearing a monocle?

Chestnuts roasted by Stan Reno @ 07/12/2003 6:35 AM


Perhaps he was a rich oil tycoon that enjoys sodomizing the hapless citizens.

Chestnuts roasted by The Gaijin @ 07/12/2003 8:33 AM


Can you supply a transcript of the video? I have difficulty understanding what is being said.

What do Go-Bots use for a condom? I’m thinking maybe a bucket or the end of a pipe.

Chestnuts roasted by Toucan Sam @ 07/12/2003 10:04 AM


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