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07/09/2003: Go-Bots Having Sex?

Okay, I gotta show you this. Readers send in a lot of great e-mail, either tipping me off to something I’ve yet to review or sharing their thoughts on an article, but sometimes, they go a bit further. I was a little skeptical about the one I’m about to tell you about, which referenced pornography in an old cartoon, because honestly, if you’re interested in old toons and you’ve been on the net long enough, you’ve likely seen it all a trillion times. There’s only so many pics of Prince Adam and Man-At-Arms in a “compromising position” that a person can take before the whole idea of animated characters fucking each other loses its innate charm, but this one, this one is the real shit.

Sent in by Tyler N., it’s from the Go-Bots series. I’ve heard about the clip before, but just wrote it off as another thing where people were seeing what they wanted to see — having viewed the clip for myself now, I can honestly say that’s there’s no mistaking it. The robots are doing it — no, it’s actually worse — the evil robots are forcing a hero robot to take villainous schlongs up his tailpipe…

Now I’m not going to explain what happens, you can just download it and judge for yourselves. Personally, even though it’s played off as something else, it’s tough not to view this as a couple of animators having some fun. At the very least, it’s some pretty poor editing at work. But…well, you’ll see, and you can decide.


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Discussion Thread: 140 comments

Thanks, now my childhood has been even more violated. I’m gonna go huddle in a corner for a while now.

Ghosted by Jonny5 @ 07/11/2003 11:33 AM EDT

What the….? My childhood just took a trip to the toilet.

Ghosted by joshismyfriend2 @ 07/11/2003 12:43 PM EDT

What the heck? Robots can’t do it? You people are acting silly! Well I got to go bake some muffins and light up the stew for Grand Pa. Robots doing it…hahahaha! Silly humans! Remember, God is amongst us all, so watch your daily activities, for HE does keep a good eye on all who use his land.
God Loves You!

Ghosted by Shaun @ 07/11/2003 12:58 PM EDT

The funniest part is that the race car directly behind him was a girl. I think her name was Crasher?

Ghosted by Nick @ 07/11/2003 3:25 PM EDT

Creepy.

But don’t worry about the Go Bots.

Why? In Japan they were known as Machine Robo, and they have a new series that is doing fine and has some nifty looking toys.

From what I understand the new show involves kids controlling/helping the Machine Robos from the original Machine Robo show stop naughty robots and save people from burning buildings and stuff. Masterforce.org and ToyboxDX both had an article on it.

Ghosted by Bloodcat @ 07/11/2003 4:02 PM EDT

Jonny5, your childhood wasn’t the ONLY thing that was violated.

Ghosted by Razor Ramon @ 07/11/2003 4:10 PM EDT

I mean… they had to subdue him and the scene just abruptly ends. Whatever happens after that is kinda left to our imaginations.

God I forgot how much 80s animation really sucked. Especially Gobots!

Ghosted by Czarland Junky @ 07/11/2003 4:16 PM EDT

Holy Hell!

Ghosted by BigBadLemurTamer @ 07/11/2003 4:17 PM EDT

Nice job, Hanna-Barbarians. Would’ve been much better had Coptor been yelling the whole time:

"This is what ya get fer rippin’ off Transformers!"

Ghosted by Shunyata Zero @ 07/11/2003 4:35 PM EDT

Sweet Jesus!

My Eyes! My poor eyes!

On the other hand, the look on Leader One’s face was priceless in the end… in the end? I cant believe I just said that! I didn’t think my humor could get so low.

Ghosted by Sam I. Am @ 07/11/2003 4:37 PM EDT

Hey, at least they didn,t give him a gasoline shower. I can’t believe I said that. I need help.

Ghosted by Gozer @ 07/11/2003 5:02 PM EDT

Eww. The more I read, the more I hate Go-bots. Gay-bots, good one, Mr. Game and Watch. And Razor Ramon, the whole "Anal sex is a little much" thing has me rolling on the floor at work. I don’t want to get fired. Natureboy, I kind of remember that episode, but not too well. I bet Photog never has to worry about anal rape. I hope.

Ghosted by Bansheex @ 07/11/2003 6:48 PM EDT

No….cyber sex at it’s lowest level !

Ghosted by Trampampoline @ 07/11/2003 9:08 PM EDT

Leader-1 got that shit coming to him. He sucked as a being the leader of the Go-Bots. I think they should’ve made an actual episode of Unicron Devouring the Go-Bots and their weak ass planet.

Ghosted by Westside_Paintballa @ 07/11/2003 9:12 PM EDT

There are many things I’d never thought I’d see in this life time an animated robot being sodomized one of them. Maybe I will see a time when we will make contact with life on other planets afterall.

Anyhow you wouldn’t see Optimus Prime being raped, Bumblebee sure, Wheelie definately but not Prime.

Ghosted by Brandon @ 07/12/2003 12:04 PM EDT

wow, i saw that episode long ago, and never thought twice baout that, but now 12 some years later, its scares me, especially cause i *liked* gobots!

Ghosted by Drew32 @ 07/12/2003 1:36 AM EDT

Well, that certainly adds a new facet to the whole "Guardians vs. Renegades" thing. The Guardians were literally trying to save their asses!!!

Ghosted by Zaku2ms06 @ 07/12/2003 1:57 AM EDT

uh, after reading all these comments and the article
its not nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be
3 seconds of squincing and grunting
/shrug
so the artists were messing around or whatever
not nearly as bad or obvious as most of you guys are making it out

Ghosted by Eraxian @ 07/12/2003 1:59 AM EDT

that clip was takenout of context. the one you call leader one was not practicing sexual intercourse. he was merely playing twister until dr. go cheated with a nueral duct to block his primary cicuit. any further talk of this article will result in laughter

Ghosted by go-bot representative @ 07/12/2003 2:49 AM EDT

Any chance of a review of the Go-Bots movie with the Rocklords?

Ghosted by Thundarr the Barbarian's primary counselor @ 07/12/2003 3:03 AM EDT

Damn it! I thought I destroyed all footage of that porn film I starred in when I was in collage! Now someone is going to sell it to Fox for a "Go-Bots gone Wild!" special! Please… Just kill me now…

Ghosted by Leader One @ 07/12/2003 3:30 AM EDT

i feel so dirty after watching that

Ghosted by squall lion @ 07/12/2003 4:23 AM EDT

Why was the black one wearing a monocle?

Ghosted by Stan Reno @ 07/12/2003 6:35 AM EDT

Perhaps he was a rich oil tycoon that enjoys sodomizing the hapless citizens.

Ghosted by The Gaijin @ 07/12/2003 8:33 AM EDT

Can you supply a transcript of the video? I have difficulty understanding what is being said.

What do Go-Bots use for a condom? I’m thinking maybe a bucket or the end of a pipe.

Ghosted by Toucan Sam @ 07/12/2003 10:04 AM EDT

wow…
robits having…
doing it

Ghosted by burrito @ 07/12/2003 10:05 AM EDT

Fuck "Mac & Me!"

Ghosted by Peter Clemenza @ 07/12/2003 12:16 PM EDT

Honestly i see nothing that could possilbly construed as sex in this video…….now to watch it as i assume with my mind powers everythign that happens in the video.
Yes that is robot anal penetration..maybe just wrestling? but i dont care, cuz i dont know who the gobots are

Ghosted by ToastedForks @ 07/12/2003 12:35 PM EDT

I remain shocked! This is worst that the hidden sex symbolizes you see in a Disney film!

Ghosted by VooDoo KnighT @ 07/12/2003 12:50 PM EDT

I’ve never seen Gobots before and I’m barely old enough to remember the original Transformers…but that may be the most nightmare inducing event I have ever seen. I mean, they just grabbed him out of the air and…then they all laughed as he was…and he screamed that he was paralized…what is wrong with Japan!!!! That blows away everything ever put into Disney films, and that includes the priests boner at the wedding in The Little Mermaid…Oh God.

Ghosted by Happnin' Mojo @ 07/12/2003 2:50 PM EDT

Gotta love those crazy 80s.

Ghosted by SnowMan @ 07/12/2003 3:27 PM EDT

can someone tell me what the black robot with the monocle is saying? i can’t understand a word of it.

Ghosted by v2rocket @ 07/12/2003 8:08 PM EDT

I didnt see it. I did not see how that could look like sex. I have never seen Go bot (I was all into Rainbow Brite and Inspector Gadget when I was little) and my older brother did not watch them, but even I could tell that they were placing a stunning device onto the guy. But everyone’s intitled to their opinions I guess.

Ghosted by carpe Nocturn @ 07/12/2003 8:39 PM EDT

I had the Gobot-rocklord movie, well, 3/4th s of it when it was shown back to back with the transformers movie one christmas mornin…

Ghosted by steventheeunuch @ 07/12/2003 10:22 PM EDT

That is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. My child hood is forever lost…

Ghosted by Jose_Guerra@dell.com @ 07/12/2003 10:34 PM EDT

Hahahhaha… man that shit was crazy.

Ghosted by Rohnster @ 07/12/2003 11:02 PM EDT

Yo, Happnin’ Mojo, that was his KNEE. Follow Matt’s sage advice. Go to Snopes. It gets debunked.

I’m sure this clip was taken out of context, much like the following quote from Westside_Paintballa:
"Leader-1 got that shit coming… He sucked.. their weak ass… ."

Ghosted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/12/2003 11:27 PM EDT

"Hurry up!! I can’t hold him forever!!"

That was scary.

Ghosted by Lindsey @ 07/13/2003 1:16 AM EDT

This reminds me of the dirty scenes in Disney’s The Black Hole that I watched again on cable the other night.

In the final fight between the Maximilian robot and V.I.N.CENT. (Roddy McDowell voiced the Vital Information Necessary CENTralized robot according to IMDB.com), Max and Vin are locked in combat and Max’s wang pops up to knock Vin off him.

Later, when we see Reinhardt’s corpse floating in the Black Hole, he pops up to scare the audience and the next thing you know the Max robot mounts him and they "merge" into a super being that control the humanoids left over in some form of Hell. Although dirty, this ending is still the coolest I have seen in a Disney movie

I will always take The Black Hole over Event Horizon because it has perverted robots and Ernest Borgnine! Reinhardt said it best, "Something caused all this. But what caused… that cause?"

Ghosted by Michael @ 07/13/2003 2:14 AM EDT

I think the most disturbing thing about it was the black car dude wit the German accent speaking seductively to Leader-1. "You vill submit, now, ja?!" At least that’s what I thought he said.

Ghosted by DarthSnoogans @ 07/13/2003 4:09 AM EDT

thats creepy almost as bad as that one transformer episode , where soundwave and galvatron , are holding hands

Ghosted by theone @ 07/13/2003 9:22 AM EDT

This was like watching "I Love the 80’s" all over again.

"Oh, look, here’s something in the 80’s I didn’t care about. Let’s make some perverted humor about it!"

What they did to the memory of He-Man and ALF was deplorable. While it was nice to see a GoBot clip, it was kind of disappointing seeing it hit with this. Believe it or not, there is a small GoBot fandom. Such an underrespected toyline, and the cartoon at least gave us more history than Transformers did, even though Cybertron gave us much to make up for it.

(BTW, click my homepage link to read some actual GoBot comics. I hope to put more up and add a link to other GoBot sites and the crappy homemade comics I did.)

Frankly, if it wasn’t for "I Piss On ShadowWing’s Childhood"..I mean "I Love the 80’s", I probably wouldn’t be as miffed. Trust me, though, I posted a link on the GoBots e-group, and one guy is more upset than I am. Still, I bear no ill will against Matt. Well, maybe that old Diff’rent Strokes article about the child molester episode, but he’s improved since that, so he’s forgivable. :)

Ghosted by ShadowWing the Technorganic GoBot @ 07/13/2003 12:55 PM EDT

Forgot to add: the black car was Cy-Kill’s other scientist. When the human Dr. Braxis annoyed him, he went to Renegade scientist Dr. Go.

Ghosted by ShadowWing yada yada @ 07/13/2003 12:56 PM EDT

I can only give Mr.Game&Watch my deepest thanks for making the matter clear but what am I going to do with all this hentai I just ordered…just kidding and again thank you for saving a shred of my childhood.

Ghosted by Happnin' Mojo @ 07/13/2003 1:27 PM EDT

Sweet Jumpin’ Gummi Crap on Satan’s Banjo! I knew the Go Bots were evil and just wrong for a reason. I don’t know if anyone pointed this out yet, but one of the black cars was female! Now I’m thinking it’s a she-male bot or at the very least had options not available on Earth cars…my brain hurts now…v2rocket had a good question. Why did one of them have a monocle?

Ghosted by Infinite Zer0 @ 07/13/2003 3:21 PM EDT

CHRIST! That’s fucking disturbing! Since, it DOES look like Leader-1 is being sodomized.. But that’s not what was happening… Still, fucking disturbing…

Ghosted by Karma @ 07/13/2003 4:05 PM EDT

i liked it

Ghosted by carl @ 07/13/2003 4:56 PM EDT

nah. it looks like, but they’re not

Ghosted by kodo @ 07/13/2003 6:01 PM EDT

Jerked off to that shit.

Ghosted by Noomsby @ 07/13/2003 7:09 PM EDT

hehe stupid gobots

Ghosted by thefatkid @ 07/13/2003 8:01 PM EDT

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