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Go-Bots Having Sex?

Okay, I gotta show you this. Readers send in a lot of great e-mail, either tipping me off to something I've yet to review or sharing their thoughts on an article, but sometimes, they go a bit further. I was a little skeptical about the one I'm about to tell you about, which referenced pornography in an old cartoon, because honestly, if you're interested in old toons and you've been on the net long enough, you've likely seen it all a trillion times. There's only so many pics of Prince Adam and Man-At-Arms in a "compromising position" that a person can take before the whole idea of animated characters fucking each other loses its innate charm, but this one, this one is the real shit.

Sent in by Tyler N., it's from the Go-Bots series. I've heard about the clip before, but just wrote it off as another thing where people were seeing what they wanted to see -- having viewed the clip for myself now, I can honestly say that's there's no mistaking it. The robots are doing it -- no, it's actually worse -- the evil robots are forcing a hero robot to take villainous schlongs up his tailpipe...

Now I'm not going to explain what happens, you can just download it and judge for yourselves. Personally, even though it's played off as something else, it's tough not to view this as a couple of animators having some fun. At the very least, it's some pretty poor editing at work. But...well, you'll see, and you can decide.

Posted by Matt on 07/09/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 140 comments

After seeing Dinkie the DinoPopDino’s phallic head, this proves to be…

*vomits*

Greetings from BACKside kill.
Uh! Ungh! Uhhhhh!
And just WHAT did Doc Robot say?Eeeeewwww.

I was laughing.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww.

Laughed so hard
*really vomits. No, really. Well, maybe. I’m feelin the spirit of the past meal’s arisin from a acidy grave, and I want to write this before anything happens.*

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/10/2003 2:46 AM


Whew. Well, I didn’t… though I still think I’m gonna puke soon.

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/10/2003 3:21 AM


Regarding: Regarding that TRANSFORMER:Gobot childs toy mentioned in the Livejournal link:

Hasbro bought up Tonka (the creators of the Gobots series) back in the early 90s, and thus Gobots is now a Hasbro owned brand.

Presumebly to humiliate the former Tonka employees, Hasbro now uses parts of Gobots in their TF line, most notably the name ‘Leader-1′ for Armada Megatron’s minicon and uses the name Go-Bots for the Playskool Transformers line.

Chestnuts roasted by FFN @ 07/10/2003 3:29 AM


Man, Hasbro owns everything. As for th e video, it’s still Windows Media Ipecac. Possibly because the robots bonking arond sounds like the buckets I used to puke into as a sick kid.

I am now a sick, sick teenager.

Also, for no reason whatsoever:

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm

DribbleGlass.com’s Euphemisms for Digital Penile Oscillation

Also, coincidentially (as I said, I posted this for no reason), this may have been the site that somewhere led me to X-E during the E.T. Happy Meal Toy.

Post Pos Post Post just bleeding get on with it already script that E.T. was the first movie ever reviewed by Entertainment Tonight.

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/10/2003 3:43 AM


What the hell IS that Nazi doctor robot saying? I got what sounds like, uhm… something is "fucking Leader-1′s private circuits"!?

Jeez, I hate the goddamned Go-Bots.

Chestnuts roasted by ChaosMonkey @ 07/10/2003 5:07 AM


The FemBot could secretly have a robo-strap-on.

Now, why the hell do these metal robots sound like they’re made of cardboard?
>Clumb<>Clumb<

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/10/2003 11:08 AM


I can’t say if it’s the case with this clip, but animators are notorious for "sneaking in" stuff like this. Do a "Disney" search on Snopes to see what I’m talking about — some of what’s gone on has been debatable, but there’s certainly some clear cases.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 07/10/2003 11:26 AM


Expanding on Hasbro humiliating Tonka by using the Gobots name, for a while they were considering calling Unicron’s Mini-Con "Gobotron".

They settled on "Dead End".

Chestnuts roasted by Mike @ 07/10/2003 2:57 PM


From what I can tell the black Nazi Gobot is named Herr Fiend, which they apparently had to change for the cartoon to Dr. Go. Why an alien robot would decide that it’s German is anyone’s guess.

I think he’s saying "The ????? is blocking Leader-1′s primary circuit."

Seeing this article has made me research Gobots, and I’ve come to two conclusions. One, Gobots sucked. And two, the people who have Gobots websites can’t take pictures for shit.

Chestnuts roasted by Hellpop! @ 07/10/2003 3:50 PM


Might I add, and I quote:

"Squeal like a Pig! Squeeeaaalll!"

Are you related in any way to this, Squee? You both have the first letters of sqe. I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. As punishment, I too will be raped by a go-bot. Eww.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/10/2003 7:20 PM


Uugh…Like watching the shower scene in American History X only animated…and with robots….argh.

Chestnuts roasted by J- @ 07/10/2003 8:43 PM


Well then.

Um.

Indeed.

Chestnuts roasted by mlsq42 @ 07/10/2003 9:50 PM


Wow, I wish there were more scenes like this in Mazinger, Giant Robo, and that animal computer animated cartoon I can’t remember.

Chestnuts roasted by DROSS @ 07/10/2003 10:05 PM


That was nasty.

I, too, would be paralyzed possibly forever if I was raped by Gobots.

Oh God. I’m glad I always liked Transformers instead. If I saw that while I was younger it would have problably screwed me up for life.

Chestnuts roasted by Jerreth @ 07/10/2003 10:14 PM


That is so un-godly disturbing… you know they did that intentionally. If you take away the sodomy, it’s kinda kool… wait… lol

Chestnuts roasted by Derek1980z28 @ 07/10/2003 10:44 PM


Wait a sexual inyouendoh- is it just me, or is L1 supressing a smile? Gay-bot.

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/10/2003 11:07 PM


what about the episode of thundercats where the little cat sidekick jumps on a females shoulder and undoes a shirt strap exposing a breast. the second time the episode aired, this was edited out. I know this happened cause at school the next day my friends and i were discussing it, when a girl said she saw it and replayed the scene by pulling down her shirt thus becoming the first girl to flash me. Tell me someone else remembers this thundercats episode.

Chestnuts roasted by naturekid @ 07/11/2003 12:11 PM


Woah!

Also, Conan just burned David Copperfield’s ass (no sodomy, Conan don’t swing that way, no matter how much it looks like that)

Also, is it just me, or is that hairstyle I’ve seen from 1996 screens (would say from 1996 but I just recently started watching) coming back from the dead?

BIG SIDEBURNS

"It’s honey!" -Conan

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/11/2003 2:00 AM


At least we didn’t have to see Leader-1 getting rammed by the Rock Lords. "Transforms from rock to robot to robot raper and back!"

Chestnuts roasted by Miguel @ 07/11/2003 2:33 AM


I wonder if he came oil up his butt?

Chestnuts roasted by Rocco Ross @ 07/11/2003 3:32 AM


Cy-Kill should have just gone with a box of chocolates or something. Anal sex is a little much.

Chestnuts roasted by Razor Ramon @ 07/11/2003 4:04 AM


Meh.

I still have the He-Man porno that a few fanboys made back in like 1985 or so.

…..gol…that was scary.

Chestnuts roasted by Dumass @ 07/11/2003 4:31 AM


jesus f’n christ

Chestnuts roasted by rock n roll @ 07/11/2003 6:37 AM


I think i lost a part of my childhood innocence as a result of seeing this video..it is absolutely shocking and ghastly…To think i once carried my baloney and cheese sandwiches in a gobot lunch bucket as a youth…i am pressing charges on the creators of Go-Bots..i am on the telephone right now with my lawyer…

Chestnuts roasted by BudBundy1978 @ 07/11/2003 7:33 AM


yup….definitely some hardcore man peach smashing going on….yup…….

Chestnuts roasted by Dharmaboy @ 07/11/2003 10:03 AM


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