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Go-Bots Having Sex?

Okay, I gotta show you this. Readers send in a lot of great e-mail, either tipping me off to something I've yet to review or sharing their thoughts on an article, but sometimes, they go a bit further. I was a little skeptical about the one I'm about to tell you about, which referenced pornography in an old cartoon, because honestly, if you're interested in old toons and you've been on the net long enough, you've likely seen it all a trillion times. There's only so many pics of Prince Adam and Man-At-Arms in a "compromising position" that a person can take before the whole idea of animated characters fucking each other loses its innate charm, but this one, this one is the real shit.

Sent in by Tyler N., it's from the Go-Bots series. I've heard about the clip before, but just wrote it off as another thing where people were seeing what they wanted to see -- having viewed the clip for myself now, I can honestly say that's there's no mistaking it. The robots are doing it -- no, it's actually worse -- the evil robots are forcing a hero robot to take villainous schlongs up his tailpipe...

Now I'm not going to explain what happens, you can just download it and judge for yourselves. Personally, even though it's played off as something else, it's tough not to view this as a couple of animators having some fun. At the very least, it's some pretty poor editing at work. But...well, you'll see, and you can decide.

Posted by Matt on 07/09/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 140 comments

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Holy crap!

Chestnuts roasted by lilmisstramp @ 07/09/2003 4:01 PM


I mean like … wow … What the … wow. I just saw a Go-Bot forceably sodomized. Holy crap indeed.

Chestnuts roasted by Sknyluv @ 07/09/2003 4:16 PM


o_o

I’ll never look at Coptor, Crasher, and whoever the black car was.. the same way again.

.. not like I can look at them anyway, since all my Go-bots were evidently sucked into an alternate dimension sometime in the late 80s.
¬_¬

Chestnuts roasted by Lynx @ 07/09/2003 4:18 PM


Whoa! Did he just… ??!?!

Greetings from side-kill INDEED! I’m pretty sure he IS paralysed!! A thorough probing from a steel phalic instrument WILL do that to you!

Tha’s Robo-Gang-Raping for you, folks!!

Chestnuts roasted by Carl @ 07/09/2003 4:31 PM


What the Deuce…….

Its like the cartoon version of OZ.

Just much much much more disturbing.

Chestnuts roasted by Yeti Hunter @ 07/09/2003 4:36 PM


Robot prison sex.

Way better than that episode of Teletubbies when Tinky Winky went all slow-burn on the others. "You’re Tinky Winky’s bitch, now, boy!"

I’m probably just making that last one up.

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 07/09/2003 4:44 PM


May the gods have mercy. My virgin eyes will never be the same again. I will be having nightmares of Go-Bots gang-raping each other for years to come. What a way to come out if the closet.

Chestnuts roasted by KoNaX @ 07/09/2003 5:05 PM


Uhhh…

That was quite disturbing, now I am sure that the go-bots are all indeed "homer-sexuals"… I’m suprised that they did not have a character called ram-rod or something…

Chestnuts roasted by tcuspe123 @ 07/09/2003 5:09 PM


oh snap. and i thought oz was groundbreaking with their frank depiction of ass-rape. apparently not. it all started with go-bots. i take it the gobot that burned the rapee with a robot ciggarette of sorts was the schillinger of the group. (i didnt watch gobots much)

Chestnuts roasted by julia @ 07/09/2003 5:25 PM


Holy Robot Sex, Batman!

Ummm…..even I feel violated.

Chestnuts roasted by Tessie @ 07/09/2003 5:42 PM


not only is the robot butt sex disturbing, but the show seems much worse than i remember.

speaking of gobots, i was shocked to learn that they’ve become part of the the transformers….

see first pic at top:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/packratshow/2003/05/22/

Chestnuts roasted by packratshow @ 07/09/2003 5:48 PM


Sweet Mother of Bitner!

Now, if we can only find that "lost episode" of Transformers where Soundwave tries his hands and mouth on Megatron’s "microphone of love"…

Chestnuts roasted by Konopka @ 07/09/2003 5:52 PM


Lucky me. My computer at work won’t play this. My eyes are saved. Now I just have to wait till I get home, or fix this computer. Anyway…Ew.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/09/2003 5:53 PM


what in the name of all that is just was that about?!

Robo-anal-sodomisation? Just a little over the top for me.

Chestnuts roasted by Goodolwt @ 07/09/2003 6:00 PM


i’m not sure if this is the best thing i’ve ever seen or the worst.

Chestnuts roasted by ben @ 07/09/2003 6:21 PM


I haven’t seen this video yet (I won’t play it at work, the connection is slower) but all I can say is GOOD. GoBots SUCK (and, apparently, other things) and they should all be sodomized by each other.

I have some very sad memories of being promised Transformers, only to receive stupid GoBots. If only my Catholic mom knew what those loser Trans-wannabes were really up to.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 07/09/2003 6:25 PM


I think Leader-One’s expression is great.

Being leader of the Go-Bots: Worth about 1/10 of a cent, on a good day

Cheap Action figure: Worth about $1.00

Learning your tailpipe is both an Out and an In: Priceless!

Chestnuts roasted by Yeti Hunter @ 07/09/2003 6:47 PM


The interesting thing here is that Crasher, the black Go-Bot behind Leader One, was actually female. I’m not sure if that knowledge should comfort me or just disturb me even more.

Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 07/09/2003 7:16 PM


Whoa, dude. Thar be some roborape. Yeesh.

Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 07/09/2003 7:22 PM


Just disturbing…. OH MY GOD! Probably why I don’t remember much about the show… Represt memory!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Pantaya @ 07/09/2003 7:24 PM


In a word? Woah.

Chestnuts roasted by Kiften @ 07/09/2003 7:40 PM


Regarding that TRANSFORMER:Gobot childs toy mentioned in the Livejournal link:

Yes! I had the *exact* same reaction to the ‘Transformer Gobots’ baby toys I found in Walmart as you did.
THAT, and I encountered NEW M.U.S.C.L.E figures! And Matt said the exec’s at Mattell (?) would never again produce such inane things as M.U.S.C.L.E figures…

It goes to show how far some execs and a bowl of Opium can go.

-Blayne

Chestnuts roasted by ernie@bungie.org @ 07/09/2003 8:14 PM


Am I the only one who remembers the Soundwave is gay article X-E had before? That was funny. Hey, remember now and forever, fucking children is only illegal if you’re not a major corporation, right Nintendo?

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/09/2003 9:34 PM


I’m speechless.

Except to say, REVIEW MAC AND ME, GODDAMMIT!!! You owe me after I saw THAT! *shudder*

cruiz@scotsmanality.com
http://www.scotsmanality.com

Chestnuts roasted by A-wel Cruiz @ 07/09/2003 10:43 PM


Umm.. wrong. But how can a robot be of a sex? I guess they could be of a gender, but… Uhh…

Oh, and heads up, Matt. A friend of mine is considering mailing you the instructional video that came with his family’s new dishwasher. It’s so utterly inane, it’s right up your alley! Just warning you.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 07/10/2003 1:59 AM


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