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07/09/2003: Go-Bots Having Sex?

Okay, I gotta show you this. Readers send in a lot of great e-mail, either tipping me off to something I’ve yet to review or sharing their thoughts on an article, but sometimes, they go a bit further. I was a little skeptical about the one I’m about to tell you about, which referenced pornography in an old cartoon, because honestly, if you’re interested in old toons and you’ve been on the net long enough, you’ve likely seen it all a trillion times. There’s only so many pics of Prince Adam and Man-At-Arms in a “compromising position” that a person can take before the whole idea of animated characters fucking each other loses its innate charm, but this one, this one is the real shit.

Sent in by Tyler N., it’s from the Go-Bots series. I’ve heard about the clip before, but just wrote it off as another thing where people were seeing what they wanted to see — having viewed the clip for myself now, I can honestly say that’s there’s no mistaking it. The robots are doing it — no, it’s actually worse — the evil robots are forcing a hero robot to take villainous schlongs up his tailpipe…

Now I’m not going to explain what happens, you can just download it and judge for yourselves. Personally, even though it’s played off as something else, it’s tough not to view this as a couple of animators having some fun. At the very least, it’s some pretty poor editing at work. But…well, you’ll see, and you can decide.


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Discussion Thread: 140 comments

Whatuz a Geaux but? I thank that this sheuld nat be for cilrens. We neez to make thees better fur cilrens. Cartune sex is not sutiabable for churienz.

Ghosted by BubbaSandsbury @ 07/13/2003 9:05 PM EDT


Ya know were all going to hell just for looking at this right?

Ghosted by GodOfOompaloompas @ 07/13/2003 10:10 PM EDT


WHAT!? People actually LIKE the GoBots? Since when? I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous in my life.

Like the GoBots.

Haha.

They should debunk THAT on Snopes.

Ghosted by ChaosMonkey @ 07/13/2003 11:34 PM EDT


they are simulating Robot struggle, no rape going on there.

Ghosted by HANSEL @ 07/14/2003 12:34 PM EDT


Considering that’s what’s her name, the female evil Go-Bot, she must be wearing a mechanized strap on, right. Want to talk about evil.

Ghosted by Rogue-13 @ 07/14/2003 3:25 AM EDT


That one evil robot looks kind of like the fruit fucker from penny arcade.

Ghosted by Nemesis @ 07/14/2003 8:24 AM EDT


young man theres a place you can go..
young man where the go bots do it alone
go there if wanna play
leader 1 wishes he could get away
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C
A
ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE
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M
C
A

Ghosted by dchild @ 07/14/2003 10:47 AM EDT


Childhood. Ruined. Forever.

Well, not really. I never liked the Go-Bots but I’ll be shitting myself a devil’s pancake if I didn’t find it disturbing – because it was.

Ghosted by Exitium @ 07/14/2003 12:11 PM EDT


That was… interesting.. disturbing, yes.. but still.. interesting.. I’ve never known that 80’s animators were so.. perverted bastards.. showing this to little kids who didn’t even know what the whole scene was *REALLY* about.. damn fags.. I’ll show them how to make real robot-gaysex.. /me starts to animate a new Robot series called "The XxXbots – Hot Oil"

Ghosted by WangMastah @ 07/14/2003 12:11 PM EDT


Childhood. Ruined. Forever.

Well, not really. I never liked the Go-Bots but I’ll be shitting myself a devil’s pancake if I didn’t find it disturbing – because it was.

Ghosted by Exitium @ 07/14/2003 12:13 PM EDT


I guess I was the only one who was turned on, huh?

Ghosted by biguynewjersey @ 07/14/2003 12:23 PM EDT


Matt this is completely offtopic but i believe that you need an alf article…and im to lazy to email you.
WE NEED MORE ALF
ALF ALF ALF
Tastey endy

Ghosted by ToastedForks @ 07/14/2003 1:40 PM EDT


Dude . . . that was hot.

Ghosted by Woolhouse @ 07/14/2003 2:33 PM EDT


Leader One uses WD-40. What a whore.

Ghosted by Trogdor the Burninator @ 07/14/2003 3:06 PM EDT


Toasted — I’ve done two Alf articles, use the main page search. :) One is on the toys and the first episode, the other is about Alf Cakes.

Ghosted by Matt @ 07/14/2003 3:31 PM EDT


Fuck Go-Bots. What a bunch of crap. I still have one around my house somewhere. I can’t look at him anymore. He scares me. Anyway, everyone should hate them too. Right? Right? Alright, maybe I’m alone on that one. I’m tired today, otherwise I might post something funnier. Sorry.

Ghosted by Bansheex @ 07/14/2003 5:58 PM EDT


Now you know why they walk bow-legged and creak. It must be common practise.

Ghosted by Alex. @ 07/14/2003 6:11 PM EDT


**Insert maniacal laughter here**

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen since the last time I was here.

Ghosted by Bigshow71 @ 07/14/2003 7:00 PM EDT


After seeing it again, I’m not sure if it was intentional, or if it was just the cheap studio reusing the same two frames of animation.

Ghosted by Anti Hippie @ 07/14/2003 7:06 PM EDT


but wasn’t the black car a chick?
(sorry if this issue has been addressed previously but my eyes are to sore to skim through the comments) maybe i got it confused with Baroness from GI Joe
oh well… whatever… ponders the possibilities of strap-on sex0r with either of the above mentioned. COHHH-BRA-LALALALA!

Ghosted by cotton mouth queen @ 07/14/2003 7:43 PM EDT


so i did it anyways… special shout out props to rogue-13… me go stalk now muahahaha!

Ghosted by 20 eyes aka CMQ @ 07/14/2003 7:49 PM EDT


Thanx, though is the shout out for clearing that up, haveing the balls to bring up and uncomfortable subject, or what?

Ghosted by Rogue-13 @ 07/14/2003 8:46 PM EDT


HOLY DAMN! 123 COMMENTS!

"The Black Hole". Given the topic at hand, the title alone is wrong enough. I saw it on the Disney Channel a long time ago before I had a CD-R drive. When I formatted floppies back then, I used to pretend I was formatting those robots. (They DID format robots, right?)

Ghosted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/14/2003 11:20 PM EDT


I also heard that if you freeze frame it just right you can see that monster thing’s member in Howard the Duck. I might be the only non-european person that liked that movie.

Ghosted by Happnin Mojo @ 07/15/2003 1:33 AM EDT


Now we know why Transformers was popular and Go Bots just didn’t get over. Sibliminal messages for the gay community perhaps.

Kia ora.

Ghosted by Mikey Hollis @ 07/15/2003 2:55 AM EDT


I think what makes the entire thing worse is that the black car holding him is a female which means shes either a transvestite or wearing a strap on. Either way WTF?!?!

Ghosted by Halfbreed @ 07/15/2003 4:07 PM EDT


freakin shit just shut up. yes the black car was a female. man all they did was dogpile him and attach a nueral duct to his primary circuit. so if you have nothing more to say than
"holy shit those robots were doin it"
or
"dude that black car was a girl"
you shouldnt even post it. the point has been made.

Ghosted by jax @ 07/16/2003 3:42 AM EDT


The guy who voiced Coptor also voiced Grape Ape. Makes it even more horrifying.

Ghosted by mofo jones @ 07/16/2003 8:24 PM EDT


Ape usin’ the grapes, yo.

Ghosted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/17/2003 10:44 AM EDT


You know what I really love about this though?

It reminded me just how bad the music/sound effects were on Go Bots.

Sodomy never sounded so much like driftwood hitting a pier.

Ghosted by Razor Ramon @ 07/17/2003 5:26 PM EDT


GWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

…Yeah, I think that about covers it. *goes to rinse eyes out in bleach*

Ghosted by Xaq @ 07/19/2003 12:41 PM EDT


ewwwwwwwwwwww…….

Yeah animators are sick bastages. Very sick. Especially those turkeys at Hanna-Barbera back in the day…I never liked Go Bots and I always figured they were messed up…I just didn’t know to what extent… O.O

Oh and Transformers RULE and GO BOTS DROOL! ;)

Koby Fish is VERY DISTURBED NOW!

Ghosted by Koby Fish @ 07/22/2003 3:47 PM EDT


Leader-1 is definitely getting a little "back door action" ! Man, I can’t believe that!

Freaky…..

Ghosted by Top Cat @ 12/15/2003 1:34 PM EST


Dude…. That’s just wrong. Funny as hell, but wrong. The fact that the robot was struggling in that mannor just does something to your eyes. (now replays scene in head and is permanently traumatized)

Ghosted by Michael Wayne @ 01/24/2004 1:37 AM EST


He had a double made of him, and that thing on his neck that was blinking paralyzes him so that he wouldnt mess up their plan.

There was a little sexual intrusion there though

Ghosted by Jaffar @ 03/12/2004 12:35 PM EST


He had a double made of him, and that thing on his neck that was blinking paralyzes him so that he wouldnt mess up their plan.

There was a little sexual intrusion there though

Ghosted by Jaffar @ 03/12/2004 12:35 PM EST


He had a double made of him, and that thing on his neck that was blinking paralyzes him so that he wouldnt mess up their plan.

There was a little sexual intrusion there though

Ghosted by Jaffar @ 03/12/2004 12:36 PM EST


Oh good god it’s true!! What were the writers and animators thinking?? Sure they didn’t think that we wouldn’t notice.

Damn you for exposing me to this (even though I chose to click on the link). Damn you all!!

Ghosted by Grax @ 06/13/2004 8:07 AM EDT


That was disturbing … poor guy. And, that looked vaguely familiar. I was a Transformers fan before Go-Bots, but I think I did see a few episodes….

I don’t know if the animators intended that or not, though I wouldn’t blame them if they did. That job has to get boring sometimes.

Ghosted by Natasha Compagnon @ 10/07/2004 9:06 AM EDT


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