in response to the ones I know and are interested in:
-good ole’ Gnaw the Sharkticon. The Movie really spawned some winners that year.
-What the fuck is that horrible moldy green pig?! Is it decaying?
-Good ole’ Eternia; the great playset that, like the Flagg, no one actually had.
-And you, Screech; wish you’d never been born, my friend. It was partly those dumb ‘live action’ teeny shows that slowly killed off our beloved cartoons and replaced them with total crap. I remember actually waking up on Sat. mornings earlier than for school days just to make sure I got Kissyfur and Dungeons&Dragons and all that stuff squeezed into my little eyeballs every damn week. Don’t remember what it was, but Saved by the Bell killed something I really loved to make room, and to make matters worse, it quickly turned into Seinfeld in terms of school discussions; you had to watch it to be cool and it sucked. No wonder kids today are such messes. (can’t wait to hear the really weird stuff I ramble about when I become a bitter old man!)
Chestnuts roasted by Krappy Kat @ 07/01/2003 9:08 AM
ok, gotta start off with this… i was at the NJDMV for an eternity yesterday, and I didn’t quite catch the first name, but I did here "BITNER" proclaimed very clearly over the PA system…
as for the pictures: the turtles logo, a GI Joe(?), the creepy moldy pig, THE ETERNIA PLAYSET (I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED AND I WAS A HUUUUUUGE HEMAN FAN!!!), as for the next four, man… i have no freakin clue…after that, though, it looks like an insectoid (i think that’s what they were called… can’t remember… years of drinking… taking toll…), and then i recognize crocodile dentist and doritos out of the last row.
Chestnuts roasted by HaVoK @ 07/01/2003 9:48 AM
photo 7 is from a cereal. I want to say coco puffs.
The ‘roided up freak with the gargoyles is Brian Bosworth.
The rest I know have been discussed..
Chestnuts roasted by dadadandy @ 07/01/2003 10:34 AM
Were the colorblasters the air brush doohickey’s that you blew through and shot ink and spittle all over your paper? Or am I thinking of an entirely different thing?
Chestnuts roasted by nate_omega @ 07/01/2003 10:48 AM
GIANT GREEN PIG!
BAD LINK ON HOME SITE!
FIFTH POST!
"MR. GAME & WATCH"
Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/01/2003 11:02 AM
Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. From Screech on, the whole thing but CrocDentist just goes to Matt’s bizzare HTMHell. Doritos in Homeland Security HQ? Weird sunglasses in a tux? 3countemTHREE birrarely biizare byzcar yo similar robots? Blowjobs the mind.
Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/01/2003 11:12 AM
I perfered the 25 of the exact same picture of krang.
Chestnuts roasted by Redford @ 07/01/2003 11:13 AM
Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/01/2003 11:17 AM
What was that group of Joes called? I think one of them was Cesspool, or something of that sort. They were all about pollution and junk. Man did GIJoe git wierd. Aren’t those Beast Wars pictures in the bottom left? Looked like three pictures of Optimus Primal to me
Chestnuts roasted by John @ 07/01/2003 11:31 AM
I really need to be a little more patient in posting, so I can try to condense my posts so I don’t have to post multiple times.
But what fun is that?
That root directory also includes an NES Balloon Fight Image! Woohoo! Lame hackers unite!
Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 07/01/2003 11:34 AM
You didn’t have to blow thru the color blaster thing…it had its own pump. I think you are thinking of blow pens…and blow pens are just not right:) Spittle and ink dont mix, ew.
In other toy news…you know those vcr games Matt is so fond of? Well…they are coming back courtesy of Mattel. They are called Scene it and use DVDs instead aaaaaaaand um…heres the site you can read about them http://www.toymania.com
On a final note, that rainbow ear guy in the She-ra picture looks like a furby. Rainbow ear guy should sue Tiger toys and maybe he could get his own furby, just like Gizmo did. I know i bought me a Gizmo furby, eeee!
I get it. The TNMT, while GI Joe was busy eating roast pig on St. Patty’s Day conquered Eternia and became the Masters of the Universe. Then with a paying job, they were able to settle down and have twins, whom they spoiled w/colorblasters and coco puffs. Then, after warming up beatign the Power Princesses, the insectoids tried to become MOTU by usurping te turtles, but the turtles threatened to unleash a plague of Dutin Diamond, and that threat would stop anybody. Then the tranformers gave it a shot, but were stopped by the crocodiles in te moat and the turtles bouncer. however giv the blouncer some doritos, and you’re right in, as proven by the newest Master of the Universe int he final picture.
Chestnuts roasted by TOP1214 @ 07/01/2003 12:42 PM
Haha… I might have had five GI Joes when I was a kid, and Matt picked one I had. All I remember is that the name of the guy had a backpack thing that filled up with water and a gun to shoot it from, and that the line of guys had eco somewhere in it… GI Joe meets Captain Planet. Ahh did I just compare GI Joe to Captain Planet? That’s like comparing Sophia from the GG’s to Nana from Suddenly Susan. Forgive me. Picture 3 looks like a low budget Gamorrean Guard. Bo shuda.
Chestnuts roasted by phillip @ 07/01/2003 12:57 PM
was that Leno doritos thing from the whole "crunch all you want, we’ll make more" campaign ?
Chestnuts roasted by matthew @ 07/01/2003 1:51 PM
Ahh, Gnaw, my old friend. Warning, I’m going to go off on a few tangents. Am I the only one that has been wasting way too much money on the Transformers Re-issues at Toys R Us? I finally got me a Prowl, Ultra Magnus (I know Matt, the character sucked, but the toy was cool) and an Optimus with hands. So cool. I also shelled out the $50 for Powermaster Prime. He’s expensive, but worth it. I’m really praying for a Fort Max and Metroplex re-issue. And I know Matt secretly wants an Inhumanoids boom, so he can get the re-issued Tendril, and not let his nutso aunt anywhere near it. Matt, you could eat dinner every night with your Tendril. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Wow. This went on alot more than I thought it would. Also, because I always ask, who would win in a fight, Photog or Ash from Evil Dead?
Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/01/2003 3:32 PM
those pictures sure are funny…lol
Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 07/01/2003 4:58 PM
Bansheex, it would have to be Ash. Like he says,
"Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun."
Chestnuts roasted by Konopka @ 07/01/2003 5:09 PM
I wrote this story using all the pics from the post in the order they appeared for a few friends. They begged me to post it so here goes.
Sorry about the language. Reader Discretion is Strongly advised.
Thank you for purchasing TMNT (1) brand super radioactive seminal fluid and party dip.
Please ignore the fact that this is a highly radioactive substance that can deform or damage you and that our delivery man is in an armored vehicle and wearing a HAZMAT suite(2) This shit is more powerful that Acme’s Green pig(3) juice. Acme green pig juice had the market cornered until it was discovered that the pig juice was just plain old Eternian(4) pig love juice dyed green. It contained No Radiation at all. Trust me, ours is milked nightly from 4 highly radioactive turtles and a few other mutants for good measure.
Do not let your children (5) play with this color blastin (6) goo. Do not get any goo in your eye (7), you will start seeing weird shit like purple houses (8) and dudes with shit growing out of their head (9), or worse every hot chic you see from now on will look and sound like Dustin Diamond (10).
Now there are three things (11) you must do before playing with your radioactive love sweat. First, do not put it in your mouth or the mouth of a large predator (12). 2nd always wear eye protection. We recommend Brain Bozzworth (13) brand wrap around shades because. Lets face it, there cheap and for an extra 1.00, Brian Bozzworth will hand delivery them. Finally be warned that using your Motion Lotion as a party dip may have adverse affects on what ever you get it on. This poor slob got it on his chin (14). So don’t blame us if weird parts of your body become misshaped you crazy Rainbow Randle loving fool.
Now lube up your anal bead on a stick (15) and start plugging away.
Chestnuts roasted by Yeti Hunter @ 07/01/2003 5:58 PM
Yeti Hunter…Ew. That is the most disturbing thing I have ever read in my life. That one post will ulitmately ruin the internet. Not bad. Brian Bozzworth was in Hudson Hawk as Butterfinger, right? I forget.
Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/01/2003 6:22 PM
Wow, what can I say yeti hunter…
That was hilarious, especially the part with Brian Bozzworth, I am suprised VH1 has not done a "where are they now" episode on his sorry ass. By the way Yeti’s are bad, especially birthday Yeti’s.
Chestnuts roasted by tcuspe123 @ 07/01/2003 6:29 PM
I just read the top 11. Great article Matt. The Predator is a Great enemy. Also, does anyone else notice the horrifying similarities between Johnny Cab and Barney Fife from Andy Griffith? Robert Patrick was wonderful as T-1000. So unassuming. Wonderful. By the way Matt, Who loves you, and who do you love? Yes! (Running Man)
Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/01/2003 6:49 PM
I completely forgot about the Eternia playset until just now. Believe it or not, I had that bad boy. When I got it, it was like meeting Christ (if Christ had an amtrack that circled him endlessly). Eternia made Grayskull look like Frodo’s crib.
Chestnuts roasted by Colgate 20One @ 07/01/2003 7:38 PM
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in response to the ones I know and are interested in:
-good ole’ Gnaw the Sharkticon. The Movie really spawned some winners that year.
-What the fuck is that horrible moldy green pig?! Is it decaying?
-Good ole’ Eternia; the great playset that, like the Flagg, no one actually had.
-And you, Screech; wish you’d never been born, my friend. It was partly those dumb ‘live action’ teeny shows that slowly killed off our beloved cartoons and replaced them with total crap. I remember actually waking up on Sat. mornings earlier than for school days just to make sure I got Kissyfur and Dungeons&Dragons and all that stuff squeezed into my little eyeballs every damn week. Don’t remember what it was, but Saved by the Bell killed something I really loved to make room, and to make matters worse, it quickly turned into Seinfeld in terms of school discussions; you had to watch it to be cool and it sucked. No wonder kids today are such messes. (can’t wait to hear the really weird stuff I ramble about when I become a bitter old man!)