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Well, I've just been to Hell and back with the latest "Top Eleven" feature for UGO. It's my personal list of Arnold Schwarzenegger's best movie adversaries, and it's around 75,000 words. I must say, I think it came out pretty well. I was pretty scared of the topic when I pitched it, but now that I'm reading over this body of non-information, it looks like it paid off. Should be up on their site tomorrow.

The "Elevens" are a bit of a challenge for me considering the three years I've spent here not really needing to make any sense, but they're kinda fun to do. Honestly, I don't read books and I can't even get into newspapers -- the only way I'll become more rounded is by actually writing different things, so while the fateful days of the week where I know I'll have to spend an additional eight hours putting something else together seem like a bit much, they're worth it for me in the long run. Personally, I prefer tackling one singular topic and talking it to death, but I guess this is cool too.

Hey, look, I'm finally using the right quotation marks. 'So ends an era.' Actually, I've known I was incorrect with those forever, but I just hate the way real quotation marks look. In the end, my decision was to look slightly less like an idiot, especially when the material goes a long enough way in promoting that. Get used to "this," say bye to 'this.' This is all very important stuff, folks.

Posted by Matt on 07/01/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 35 comments

Does anyone else thing Caracappa sounds like a Pokemon name?

Chestnuts roasted by Hellpop! @ 07/02/2003 7:13 PM


Go Caracappamon, 80′s electroshocker attack

Chestnuts roasted by Head_Cheese @ 07/02/2003 7:29 PM


Damn I’ve never heard that rumor. When did that pop up? (oh the innuendo) Since her parents are Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis, she’s been famous since she was born. Has that rumor been around since then or later? (cause if it’s been around since she was born, i’d be inclined to believe it. if it’s been around since she started adopting kids, not so much.)
According to this: http://www.pactadopt.org/profiles/curtis.html
Jamie acknowledges her reason for adoption was infertility, but does not specify whether it’s hers or her husband’s.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 07/02/2003 7:56 PM


Did you guys know that genetically, Jamie Lee Curtis is only one chromosome away from being a man?

*wondering if anyone will get the sarcasm*

Chestnuts roasted by Queen of Ill Repute @ 07/03/2003 12:48 PM


Caracappa, GO! Use "Memories of Childhood" attack to defeat Photog. Oh no, Caracappa is wounded! He needs Ecto Cooler and cigarettes to heal! Yay, super happy special fun time victory! Caracappa has evolved into Characappa! Yay! (Sorry, Pokemon stint)

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/03/2003 2:33 PM


Ah-hahahaha. That was… well… It wasn’t that funny but I laughed anyway.

But I got your sarcasm, so be happy!

Chestnuts roasted by George @ 07/03/2003 2:39 PM


Caracappa (Pokemon #1,342,999) An elusive Pokemon, Caracappa can most often be found in dark caves, hunched over a computer screen, associating with the other Pokemon known as "Fat Daddy", or at the All Things Jesus Store. Easily recognized by it’s Multi-colored hair (usually bright pink, but sometimes red, green, or blue) sunglasses, and obsession with all things from the 1980′s. Caracappa’s most dangerous attacks are "Memories of Childhood" and "Hordak Slime Throw". Caracappa is unusual in that it will eat pretty much anything, even hair removal gel, and it does not need to go to Poke-Centers to heal. Simply feeding it Ecto-Cooler and cigarettes will allow it to heal. Caracappa is a wonderful and mysterious Pokemon, and will eventually evolve into Characappa.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/03/2003 2:40 PM


Damn, you mentioned Fat Daddy, I’m going to have to find one of his pictures again. There’s something so odd about a guy who is willing to have his picture taken whilst grasping his crotch.

Chestnuts roasted by PhotoBoy @ 07/03/2003 5:43 PM


I think Caracappa’s deadliest attack would be forcing his opponent to eat a Hungry Man Breakfast.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 07/04/2003 1:57 PM


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