Comments on: E.T.

By: Nemesis

Nemesis — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Two things: First off, Matt, can I come to your BBQ? I’ll bring Jello (the only food even I can’t turn poisonous). Second, have you heard Stephen Lynch’s song Special Olympics? It’s probably the only song that will cause you to go to hell just by listening to it.

By: Bansheex

Bansheex — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Nemesis, glad to see you’re free of the asylum. I love, love, LOVE every one of Stephen Lynch’s songs. He’s so goddamn funny. Matt, can I come to the BBQ and bring those tapes? I’ll buy a shit load of orange lavaburst and Screamin’ tangergreen. Whaddya say? Carrying on with my theme, who would win in a fight, Photog or a Baleen whale? Hmmm?

By: Johnny Moodis

Johnny Moodis — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

I just watched one of the greatest half hours of television ever, Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan on Super Sloppy Double Dare circa 1989. I can definitely say that I was 10 times more excited about it than the two kids they were playing alongside on the show. The ending was fantastic, with Heenan and his kid running the obstacle course. Near the end of the course, Heenan was doing an obstacle and when he finished what should he find but Gorilla with the kid in a headlock, preventing completion of the course! When Heenan ran over to get his partner back Gorilla hurled The Brain into a vat of mud. Excellent. Mark Sommers, possibly as a result of his crippling obsessive compulsive disorder, declared the course a foul and awarded all the prizes to BOTH contestants! Simply incredible…

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Stephen Lynch…I like most of his songs. "I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo/if Richard Gere can do it I can too…" The Comedy Central special was great - better than the CD. He needs a live audience to do his best.

By: S.P.E.C.T.R.E

S.P.E.C.T.R.E — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1520&p=5

I like the song about the cab driver.

By: squee4242

squee4242 — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

I’m sure if I lived in the tri-state I would have been invited.
We all know why there were so many empty seats when they rereleased the movie. Because the E.T. they were showing was not the same E.T. we saw in 1983! Walkie-Talkies, bah! Steven Speilberg needs to pull his head out of his patootie before we end up with a rerelease of Jaws with a CGI-rendered underwater song-and-dance number.

By: Kev

Kev — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Oh my god, I just noticed who Tim really is…

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0806/7.jpg

JIM CARREY!