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No new article today, had to finish the print columns and then became really engulfed in ripping cuticles off of my fingers. You know how it is. Quick update though -- just got a bonanza of new material to cover, and it's real good stuff. Well, it's 'good stuff' if you like what I like, and I assume you wouldn't be reading this unless that was the case. Lots of new commercials a' comin, but several of them were conductive to full reviews -- the first one'll be up tomorrow. I've got even more on the way, so by the end of the month, I think I'll own pretty much every commercial spot that's ever aired on television. Except the PSA where Mr. Wing and Gizmo talk about drunk driving. I really want that one.. :(

Posted by Matt on 06/26/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 41 comments

>Just like Affleck in Phantoms.

bansheex – kevin smith fan eh? that was one of the funniest lines (most were funny i have to admit) in jay & silent bob strike back, :) .

and… my doggie was named banshee, :)

Chestnuts roasted by jessica @ 06/27/2003 4:10 PM


Yes, Jessica. I am a huge Kevin Smith fan. Should I be honored or insulted that you named your dog the same thing as me? I would highly reccomend J&SBSB (Jay & Silen Bob Strike Back) as a great movie. The deleted scenes are the best. Espcially Jay’s dream date. Definately throw he cup away. Ewww. That scene is the bomb. You know how the rest goes. It’s so funny because you can work it in so many different ways. Snoogins.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 06/27/2003 5:56 PM


That line woudln’t be half as funny without the highfive, serious face and comment along the lines of "Who wants some"…(don’t remember it perfectly, I more remember the mood of it…was great)

Chestnuts roasted by Kiften @ 06/28/2003 1:17 AM


>Should I be honored or insulted that you named your dog the same thing as me?

bansheex – she was named after souixsie and the banshee’s actually, lol. and u should be honored, :) .

all kevin’s movies are hilarious though. i think jay & silent bob is my favorite only because they brought back all the characters. gotta love brody & banky. and they had so many cameo’s! great flick for those of you who haven’t seen any of his movies, check them out. :)

Chestnuts roasted by jessica @ 06/30/2003 7:44 AM


More commercials coming???

I’m praying to the almighty God of 80′s television that the long-lost Bubble-Eez commercial will soon become short-found.

Chestnuts roasted by Chaos Mage @ 06/30/2003 11:21 AM


Actually, if you haven’t seen any of Kevin Smith’s movies, you should start with "Clerks" and work your way through…there’s too many in jokes in "Jay and Silent Bob…" if you haven’t seen the others…

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 06/30/2003 1:32 PM


Don’t forget the Clerks TV show. I love that show. "Look at that monkey. He’s shaking with fear. No he’s not, he’s masturbating. Yeah, but it’s out of fear!" I love that line. BTW, Jessica, thanks for clearing that up for me. I want to change directions slightly, and bring up another Photog vs. concept. I dug out and watched Evil Dead: Dead by Dawn again a few nights ago. Photog Vs. Ash Williams. The Brawl to end it all!

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 06/30/2003 3:23 PM


teddy ray:

i totally agree, watch them all in order. jay & silent bob wouldn’t b as funny had i not seen all the others. especially when they are all leaving the theater after seeing the movie. another great scene! :)

and u r very welcome bansheex. everytime i c that name i get a little smile. great band & great dog! lol

Chestnuts roasted by jessica @ 06/30/2003 3:55 PM


Ever considered putting any of those old Yoohoo comercials to the archive? Like the one where the kid thinks his brother is cool because he can flick a cap into a fishbowl from across the room. god what horrid memories needing a good riffing…

Chestnuts roasted by Rattrap007 @ 06/30/2003 8:05 PM


HeyMatt is the link for the Graveyard High intro working yet?

Chestnuts roasted by Toilet Duck Fan @ 07/01/2003 1:41 AM


Banshee, you’re right, the "Clerks" show was awesome as well. "Nothing can stop the Grimace!"

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 07/01/2003 12:34 PM


"Nothing can kill the Grimace!" The greatest line in the entire series. I’m so glad that Comedy Central is airing that. Followed shortly by Masturbating out of fear. God that tears me up. It never stops being funny. Who would win in a fight, Photog or the Grimace?

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 07/01/2003 3:17 PM


nem tudom miröl kel beszélni mondok valamit ok?:azt a kurva anyátokat!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by egy kis fasz!! @ 07/02/2003 4:51 AM


Banshee, you answered your own question earlier…"Nothing can kill the Grimace!" Thus, Grimace kicks Photog’s ass.

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 07/02/2003 12:31 PM


Just wanted to say that I bite my nails too! I think its mostly due to nerves and stress – like those are ever going to go away!

Chestnuts roasted by Rose @ 01/05/2004 6:28 PM


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