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06/25/2003: TMNT Review PLUS…how to make your own Krang!

So last night, I got this idea in my head. Wouldn’t go away. Had to be done. What was it? I needed to make my own Krang, of Ninja Turtles fame. No household is complete without its very own Krang, and this article tells you how it’s done. Really, for serious, it’s there, with pictures. That wouldn’t be enough for a feature on its own, so you can also read my episode review for The Shredder Is Splintered on the same damn page. For those curious, that’s the episode where Krang finally received his stupid fat bald panties-wearing android body. Enjoy.

Also, check this out. It’s an article I did for UGO about the top eleven movies where people get eaten by animals. Jaws, Anaconda, fucking Congo, all yer faves. I’ve been a busy boy, and busy boys eventually need to get away from keyboards to drink girly drinks in the hot sun. See you later…


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Discussion Thread: 55 comments

*Waffle Man*: There were *two* kinds of mineral beings in Krang’s army, the Rock Soldiers (of whom General Tragg was one) and the Stone Warriors. The Rock Soldiers were orange and stocky, with deep voices. The Stone Warriors were thinner, and had pointy faces, and higher, more Peter-Lorre-esque voices. The Stone Warriors only appeared in the first season, IIRC–after that it was Rock Soldiers only.

Ghosted by Morbius @ 07/01/2003 11:09 PM EDT

Bunnies are not scary? Generally, I’d agree, but I saw a giant plush Monty Python bunny wabbit at a comic book store recently, and it was scarier than Betty White spanking Strom Thurmond’s monkey. Scary shit, man.

Good job on the homemade Krang, MArTTha Stewart. I know that my little pink crumply balls would have just fallen off. (And if I was a boy, I’d never have admitted that). ‘Crumple till you can’t crumple no more’ is a great life motto.

Ghosted by Molten @ 07/04/2003 10:44 AM EDT

I have only one thing to say, That rabbit’s dynamite! He took five, right, three of my men! The only way to defeat it is to run further away. It may become so cross it makes a mistake. Or we could build a wooden badger of some sort. I guess that’s more than one thing, but Monty Python and the Holy Grail is worth it.

Ghosted by Bansheex @ 07/04/2003 9:50 PM EDT

your gay

Ghosted by tyler @ 07/31/2003 2:09 PM EDT

One of the convinient things about having a 10-year-old brother is you can be a fan of cartoons and not get too many strange looks. My mom found him a video copy of "The Shredder Is Splintered" at a yard sale, and he’s loved it ever since. I was really happy to see this episode reviewed.

Oh, and yes, Krang is a cool villan (Matt is right – how could a pink, talking brain NOT be a cool villan?), but my favorite character from TMNT will always be Raphael. He cracked me up as a kid. My brother’s favorite character is Micheangelo – he almost named his pet turtle after him.

Ghosted by starwenn @ 08/16/2003 9:30 PM EDT

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