Comments on: Make Your Very Own Striped Chips Ahoy Flip Book!

By: Ed Franklin

Ed Franklin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Photog entries?

By: Paul Ortego

Paul Ortego — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Chips Ahoy. I partially blame them on my fatness. The other part is my own obsessive desire for food. So, really, you can't blame the cookie, succubus of the food world. So delicious, they say. A temporary utopia of chocolate-y goodness. But, as you wrap yourself in all this deliciousness, you soon realize that the effects on your body aren't worth it! But it is too late. The cookie, it HAS you. And it won't let you go. Oh sure, they say "Just put down the cookies", "eat something else", but they don't know how it feels when the dark hand of the chocolate has you in its GRASP.

I'd do the flip book, but I'm too lazy. Yeah, people who eat cookies getting up and doing anything involving using thier bodies energy? Dream on!

Oh, and if you bet me I'll bite a stripe, you'll LOOSE, because I'll just take a tiny nibble on the outside, and get only dough! SUCKER!

By: SlamShut

SlamShut — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Ah, Striped Chips Ahoy. I could eat a whole bag right now. And I just finished an entire pint of Haagen-Dasz Chocolate-Peanut Butter Ice Cream. Am I a fat disgusting slob? No, not yet, but I feel like one. Striped Chips Ahoy. Mmmmmm.

BTW, Matt, I just read your site for the first time tonight. You are one funny motherfucker.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

You know, if someone actually felt like doing it, that Chips Ahoy ad would make a great animated GIF…

By: Linz

Linz — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

The saddest part is, I actually really did feel like doing it. http://www.firethelaser.com/cookie.html

By: JC

JC — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Here's the GIF, Paul.

And yes, I have no life.

By: JC

JC — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Damnation! Foiled again!