As we've seen, Chips Ahoy! succeeded where no other cookies have by mixing great taste, ten trillion chocolate chips, and some pretty clever ad campaigns. The commercials are typically fantastic, but even the print ads were something to behold. The one shown below was found in a magazine I'm not going to name, because it'll eventually be reviewed on the site. Nothing beats surprises.
Striped Chips Ahoy! no longer exist, and yes, it's a reason to cry. Taking the normal goodness of a Chips Ahoy cookie and smearing its ass with a healthy dose of milk chocolate would've sufficed, but Nabisco went further and even striped the shit with it. The end results were marvelous and marvelously fatty, but really, this was the best way to eat a single cookie in several bites. The stripes helped segregate each cookie into easily bitten sections, adding a hint of math and fractions to an otherwise uneducational snack.
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Yep, by printing out this ad and grabbing a pair of scissors, you can illustrate the Chips Ahoy! striping process with your very own flip book. What, you have something better to do? Cookie crafts are always the best kind, so get printin, get cuttin, and get flippin. Do it now, before Nabisco manifests itself as a two-headed demon that maims anyone who doesn't worship it.
Posted by Matt on 06/23/2003. E-mail me!
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they should have had it…that and his thunderclap. I REALLY wanted to see that 
Actually, forget I said "Forget Mac and Me." I just checked that one out at IMDB, and am highly intrigued. I’ll defanetly be pickin’ that one up on eBay soon…
The Wizard is to Nintendo as Mac and Me is to McDonald’s and Coca-Cola? hoooooo!