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	My dying wish is for an owl/camel hybrid, which I call camowl.

Vicodin.

I'm working on a tribute to the Johnson Smith Company, a novelty distributor formerly famous for having full-page ads in virtually every old comic book and kiddy magazine in existence. You might remember them better for their recent (and current) Things You Never Knew Existed catalogs. I've only mentioned them here and there on the site, but in truth, their collection of oddities helped shape my childhood just as much as anything else you've seen on the site. It'll be up tomorrow.

In other news, I'm currently experiencing the effects of two-year-old vicodin. It's for a toothache, I swear.

Remember to send in your entry for the Photog Art Contest by this weekend! I've gotten a bunch so far, and some would make Bitner proud. The Commercials page is slated for some big linkage today, so if you haven't checked it out yet, you may wanna do so before the onslaught of bandwidth-eaters arrives and makes X-E's server implode. Big ups to the guys over at ServINT for giving me a really great hosting package -- honestly, features like this would be impossible without their continued help.

Mmm. This stuff is actually pretty good. And here I thought wine and cheese were the only things that aged well. I should get toothaches more often.

Posted by Matt on 05/28/2003. E-mail me!

Discussion Thread: 25 comments

I’ve had a toothache for the past few days, but that’s because I’m too chickens#%t to go to the dentist. I need to just nut up and make the appointment, cause I don’t have any 2 year old vicodin laying around the house, and asprin doesn’t even begin to work. I’ll just comfort myself with the knowledge that a new article is coming soon. Yeah, that’ll dull the pain.

Chestnuts roasted by Tony @ 05/28/2003 12:48 PM

Believe it or Don’t: it’s possible to O.D. on REALLY old Flintstone vitamins taken in vast quantities. Wilma, how could you?!

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 05/28/2003 2:47 AM

Megaforce is coming to DVD
http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=15313
This guy owns the Megaforce bike and the Megaforce buggy.
http://www.theblackbeauty.com/sell_items.cfm?GroupID=17

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/28/2003 3:17 AM

Ah! Is this the "Big News" you said was coming? I think this is cool! I wish you had scans from some Never Knew Existed catalogs. Those things are INSANE.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 05/28/2003 4:34 AM

^ funny i just saw cannonball run on dvd for the first time and megaforce was one of the other movies by the director. what was it another car movie?

Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/28/2003 4:37 AM

i want to win the Photog contest baaaa-a-a-a-a-a-ad!

Chestnuts roasted by kennef @ 05/28/2003 2:08 PM

I can’t believe there are 377 comments on the Fearless Photog blog…Unfuckingbelievable!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 05/28/2003 2:57 PM

Okay, I went into a couple of other blogs ( kryptonite and heartbeeps and entered giant ape juice over 700 times and we are still not #1. That is so Bitner. Is Google rigged or what ?

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 05/28/2003 3:20 PM

Mega Force. I had forgotten all about that untill it statared making the rounds on cable recently. I was really upset that I missed it the theaters (proably more so that my mom dressing me down for whining about a flop movie) Now it’s just something regulated to a past of pop culture. I mean, Barry Bostwich as a motorcycle rideing comando? The mayor of NYC was a mercenary commando!?! Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…

Sonds like a perfect article for XE Matt, or have you don it already?

Chestnuts roasted by Rogue-13 @ 05/28/2003 4:20 PM

does anybody know if a no holds barred article has been done?

i keep seein that on cable it’d b perfect for an article but i’m thinking there already was one?

Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/28/2003 7:48 PM

Google ratings are based on number of mentions of the search word, but also on the number of sites linking to the results. So if there were two identical sites, the one with more links pointing to it would be a higher result. I think that’s correct, anyway.
One thing that I am pretty sure about is that if you want to hit #1, you should enter all the ape juice on one single page.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 05/28/2003 7:50 PM

No Holds Barred IMHO, is one of the greatest films in cinema history. It’s campy, action packed, and stars my hero, Hulk Hogan! What else could you ask for in a movie?

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Chestnuts roasted by Haze Dalmanio @ 05/28/2003 9:35 PM

i’ve seen no holds barred on cable this past couple of months and probably tried to watch it about a dozen times, i still haven’t been able to see it all tho.

i did catch some of it this morning while i was hi and i def say this is a perfect movie for when ur fucked up. some of the scenes seem to last forever even tho they’re about absolutely nothing. only when you’re hi can you enjoy watching a 10 minute scene detaling hulk hogan getting ready for bed.

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Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/28/2003 9:41 PM

i got my Picture drawn an it will be Unleashed Upon the World an No one can stop me no not Even the rap group know as G.I Joe Killas no one Muhahahaha God have mercy upon your souls

Chestnuts roasted by CheebaSmoker @ 05/28/2003 11:27 PM

it looks like the 5/23 blog entry is the leading giant ape juice on this site, we should be posting the words there.

Chestnuts roasted by photocdclub.com @ 05/29/2003 5:28 AM

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Chestnuts roasted by CookieHead Jones @ 05/30/2003 9:35 AM

All right, this Giant Ape Juice thing is crossing over into spam territory. Matt, are you planning to do something about this?

Chestnuts roasted by Go Knock Jimmy Down @ 05/30/2003 8:37 PM

*Peeps head in door.*

"Giant Ape Juice."

*Runs away real fast.*

Chestnuts roasted by BotchieGulpe @ 06/02/2003 12:47 PM

Sorry about igniting the giant ape juice thing. I just wanted us to be #1 again. Even after all this we are still #2. I was keeping it contained to older blogs that had no activity. But one cannot control the zeal of others. Sorry.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 06/02/2003 5:59 PM

I got linked to this site by searching for the words "old vicodin" odd you’d think that I was looking for giant ape juice

Chestnuts roasted by doug @ 09/13/2003 2:25 AM

I LOVE YOU HAZE ^_-

Chestnuts roasted by CharlotteX6 @ 01/30/2004 8:44 PM

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