HA. Okay, get this - if you live in the tri-state, you might listen to Z100. I don't, but the woman does, and the mornings have been a constant struggle between stupid Z100 and my choice, Stern. I was too busy this morn to make the usual dial changes after she took off, and just left it on. When they got done interviewing Ruben Idol Bear, a contest ran for the lucky 100th caller to win front row seats to their 'Zootopia' show. I happened to have the phone with me at the time, and the rest is history. I won the tickets.
Now course, my first instincts were to SELL SELL SELL. These ticks, easily, are worth 700 bucks or higher. Unfortunately, I have to pick 'em up like an hour before the show, so trying to hock 'em wouldn't work out. Looks like I'm going -- check out the lineup:
Featuring: Aerosmith, TLC, Mariah Carey, Ja Rule, Ashanti, Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard from American Idol, Jewel, Third Eye Blind, Simple Plan, Bowling For Soup, Wayne Wonder, Tanto Metro & Devonte, Daniel Bedingfield, JC Chasez, Ginuwine, Special Guest Host: Britney Spears and Lisa Marie Presley.
Haaaaa....me going to this kind of concert is like Satan going to Gap Kids to buy lacy baby panties. Whatever, it's still fun to WIN WIN WIN. Maybe Steve Tyler will spit on me. Oh well, if we're allowed to snap pics, I'll try to get some embarassing shots for you guys. Embarassing shots of famous tits and, uh, 'Ja Rule.'
Anyway, today's article might not be up till early Saturday, but I'll try to have it up sometime this afternoon.
Posted by Matt on 05/23/2003. E-mail me!










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Hey Matt, That show really sucks ass. You should paint your face white, where a leather jacket with no shirt on and put your hair in a devil’s peak just like the Misfits and then just sit there and stare at all the crappy acts with no emotion.