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HULKAMANIA II!

The Hulk Piñata returns with more Hulk goods, including green apple Twizzlers, green slime Jell-O pudding, more gummi candy, and even a special new friend. Click here to see the latest batch! From what I'm hearing, this barely scratches the surface. There's at least ten more insane Hulk-items out there I've yet to come across, and there's no signs of it ending till that movie's made 50 trillion bucks.

Posted by Matt on 05/19/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 30 comments

Pinata full of Hulky Candy Goodness Hulk!

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 05/19/2003 1:55 PM

I am currently eating Hulk Oreos.

They are like regular oreos, but if I find a green one, they inject me with the gamma formula.

Then me smash.

Rargh.

Chestnuts roasted by Ed Franklin @ 05/19/2003 2:07 PM

hooray hulk with pinata new desktop wallpaper

Chestnuts roasted by rowdykatie @ 05/19/2003 2:08 PM

ok… so toxicity in another blog post made me remember this…. maybe you guys will too. it was kinda like the G.U.T.S. guys, and monsters in my pocket. It was called… the garbage bag bunch… or something like that. the gimmick was you didn’t know which one you got until you put the trashbag in water, and disolved it… someone has to remember these guys… im gonna post it in the blog till someone tells me how expensive they are on ebay

Chestnuts roasted by chad @ 05/19/2003 2:42 PM

‘Trash Bag Lunch.’

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/19/2003 2:44 PM

Matt to the rescue yet again!

Chestnuts roasted by Travis @ 05/19/2003 2:58 PM

All this hulk stuff, and you haven’t reviewed the Hulk voice changing mask?

We’ve been using it at my work to leave threatening voice mails using the Hulk’s voice.

"THE HULK NEEDS THOSE T.P.S. REPORTS, A.S.A.P.!!"

Almost as fun as the hulk hands.

Chestnuts roasted by cousin loomis @ 05/19/2003 2:58 PM

At least the article didn’t degenerate into piñata porn.

Shit what the fuck is up with Hulk shit? Shouldn’t all this stuff only come out if the movie is a hit?

Chestnuts roasted by fllffyulfd(Mash the keyboard) @ 05/19/2003 3:20 PM

There probably are hulk condoms.

Chestnuts roasted by llgll @ 05/19/2003 3:21 PM

Green Apple Twizzlers were da bomb in Phantoms, yo.

Chestnuts roasted by Kev @ 05/19/2003 3:48 PM

HULK rules! When I was helping on a Tyrannosaurus dig (fossils), the common joke when removing the rock overburden was "HULK SMASH!" followed by slamming a pick axe or sledge hammer down on the stupid rocks, trying to get to the bones.

Unfortuantely, that phrase will become WAY too common to use like that now. Any suggestions for a new rock-breaking phrase? And I wish those Hulk Hands had been around then. We could have said the words without talking. Of course, they probably would have been destroyed after about a day.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 05/19/2003 4:17 PM

Have you been trying to contact your favorite semi-celebrity?
http://www.stararchive.com/starc2000/search.php
Here are the sad results for Corey Haim
http://www.stararchive.com/starc2000/sl/2795.html

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/19/2003 4:42 PM

ME-it’s probably difficult to find the right cardboard box in LA so you can deliver Corey’s mail.

Coincidentally, every address on there had a Dumpster nearby.

Chestnuts roasted by Travis @ 05/19/2003 4:45 PM

Sean – You could say, "Look at the bad guy." Then you could yell "I’m oozing machizmo." Then you could razors edge a sledgehammer.

Chestnuts roasted by CalmingEffect @ 05/19/2003 4:52 PM

Razor Ramon 4 Life!

Chestnuts roasted by Rob @ 05/19/2003 5:54 PM

Hulk is blah. Fat Daddy with Green Bamboo Peanut make better movie subject.

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 05/19/2003 6:24 PM

I still say the Hulk pinata sounds like Bizarro from SuperFriends (hint, hint). At least, that’s how my mind reads it, and who can rely on my sick mind?

I like the blog comments because there’s less of a chance of getting banned. Not that I’ve ever been banned from anything. I’ve been made very unwelcome in places, but never banned.

Chestnuts roasted by Go Knock Jimmy Down @ 05/19/2003 6:40 PM

I wanna see a factory screw-up purple Hulk hands. FUN!

Chestnuts roasted by Onslaught Six (still wanting his He-Man Happy Meal article) @ 05/19/2003 8:50 PM

http://www.toyarchive.com/TrashBagBunch.html

I love the names, wastor, desposor, ect.

Chestnuts roasted by 123456789101112 @ 05/19/2003 9:27 PM

Oh, wow. That Hulk action figure is rad. He’s got on a Spidey life-jacket and a hat like John McCrea from CAKE. I guess Hulk not swim so good. But Hulk is fashionable. Sort of.

Chestnuts roasted by ChaosMonkey @ 05/19/2003 10:55 PM

What? There’s more than one kind of Hulk pudding? What a world we live in where a man can choose to either mix his own Hulk pudding or be lazy and open a Hulk pudding cup. Hulk pudding…doesn’t sound too appetizing after you say it a few times…

Chestnuts roasted by Black Zarak @ 05/19/2003 11:03 PM

I like pudding, but I don’t think I’d enjoy it being green. That would make me feel unclean.

Chestnuts roasted by Priam @ 05/20/2003 1:43 AM

I’m impressed the Hulk there came up with "eggshell with a hint of pink". That doesn’t sound very hulk-ey to me ;)

What flavor is the green hulk pudding?

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 05/20/2003 7:55 AM

I’d like to hear the Hulk’s thoughts on the recent developments in Six Feet Under. Does the Hulk prefer Lisa or Brenda with Nate? Lisa was being a bitch but Brenda was a bitch and a whore. Maybe the Hulk is responsible for Lisa’s disappearance… I wouldn’t put it past him. He could have lured her into his green van with the promise of jolly ranchers and pudding decorated with his face. Then he would have Nate all to himself – but we know he’s just using Nate to get closer to David.

I also think the Hulk kind of looks like Billy.

Chestnuts roasted by shinfifo @ 05/20/2003 12:00 PM

Speaking of Marvel merchandising:
http://www.superherohype.com/cgi-bin/news/fullnews.cgi?newsid1053437054,5839,
"…Lipson, who worked with Cuneo at Remington Products, said Marvel now had hundreds of licensing agreements in markets from toys to video games and films. In film, Marvel has struck several deals in which it gets not only a licensing fee for the rights to characters but also a percentage of gross box-office sales."

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 05/20/2003 12:46 PM

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