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Thursday is not productive.

No new article today - gotta take care of non-site stuff, plus run to the Motor Vehicles to pay off a speeding ticket before they suspend my license. Again. On Friday I'll be putting up a tribute to one of the only toylines from my youth I haven't yet paid tribute to, complete with in-hand, firsthand pics and background colors solely meant to blind you.

Also: The Hulk piñata has collected even more items based on his new flick, and he's considering making a return next week. I think it could be a bad idea. I guess the deciding factor will be how strong of a desire I have over the weekend to take pictures of a piñata giving self-serving testimonials. As for tomorrow, I'll try to squeeze in some bloggie posts, but you know my schedule. There's only so much time to get things done before the first and second hours of Golden Girls reruns.

Supposed to tag along to see the Matrix sequel either tomorrow or this weekend, but to be honest, I'm not all that interested. I'm sure it'll blow me away, but I never really got too into all the Matrix stuff. I think it's because I can't see Keanu as anything but the guy who taught Dianne Wiest's kid that it was okay to jerk off in Parenthood.

Oh, I hate to bring him up again, but somebody sent me an interesting e-mail about Nukie. I know, it sounds impossible. Check this link out. While the flick can be scavenged off eBay for a buck, Amazon's selling it for 92.95. Told you it was rare. And stupid.

Posted by Matt on 05/15/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 35 comments

I didn’t hate Matrix Reloaded, but I didn’t really like it either. I found it to be mindlessly entertaining. The philosophic dialogue was trying WAY too hard and I felt like i was watching a video game for most of it. I did like the twins and some of the fight scenes…
oh, I loved Parenthood! and the little kid Keanu taught to jerk off was none other than the beautiful Mr. Joaquin Phoenix! (he was leif then I think). He happens to be in Baltimore now filming some fireman movie. Almost everyone here has seen him except me. grrrr.
Nukie is pukie.

Chestnuts roasted by t @ 05/16/2003 12:08 PM


Hulk is returning? Sweet! Hey, why not work Dr. Banner into somehow? I mean, as that "Madd Matt" article shows, you have really got a knack for getting into (or out of, I’m not sure…) character for these little skits. You could contrast items that make Hulk happy, (ie endorsements) with items that Banner would like, Calgon, Care Bears, and Yanni CD’s. LoL! It would be neat to see you set up a transformation scene into the "Monstaaa" that is Hulk! Oh yeah purple pants, purple pants, purple pants… LoL!

Chestnuts roasted by BotchieGulpe @ 05/16/2003 12:40 PM


duh on the same amazon page it says

19 used & new from $2.50

I was thinking it was the opposite of when people jack up the price cause it was on X-E. Like the Cartoon All Stars video.

Chestnuts roasted by l;hvb. @ 05/16/2003 3:46 PM


I watched the perfect video to watch on May 15: The House of Dies Drear! Starring the Oracle from the Matrix! Woo.

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 05/17/2003 1:39 PM


Dude, the hulk needs to talk about the Hulk Jello Oreo Pudding. That shit’s crazy, and it turns your poiop green.

Chestnuts roasted by Black Zarak @ 05/17/2003 11:18 PM


Love the Hulk article–the picture of him with the milk jug and glass is my wallpaper at work. People walk by and are just like wtf?

Chestnuts roasted by rowdykatie @ 05/18/2003 1:26 PM


Last weekend for me meant while every comic book store and place where people play D&D became abandoned and spooky as every fanboy on earth went to see "Matrix", I was all geeked ‘cuz the new Christopher Guest movie "A Mighty Wind" (if titled by me: "Pure Concentrated Funny") finally opened wide, instead of just at the snotty art theatre.

I’m sure I’ll have a wonderful time watching "Matrix 2" on the big screen, but I got to laugh at the antics of C. Guest, Eugene Levy, and all the other nutty nuts in that movie, and the line was a lot shorter, ta boot!

Chestnuts roasted by mah spoon's too big! @ 05/22/2003 6:00 AM


Last weekend for me meant while every comic book store and place where people play D&D became abandoned and spooky as every fanboy on earth went to see "Matrix", I was all geeked ‘cuz the new Christopher Guest movie "A Mighty Wind" (if titled by me: "Pure Concentrated Funny") finally opened wide, instead of just at the snotty art theatre.

I’m sure I’ll have a wonderful time watching "Matrix 2" on the big screen, but I got to laugh at the antics of C. Guest, Eugene Levy, and all the other nutty nuts in that movie, and the line was a lot shorter, ta boot!

Chestnuts roasted by mah spoon's too big! @ 05/22/2003 6:03 AM


d’oh! didn’t mean to post twice. my bad.

Chestnuts roasted by mah SPOON is TOO BIG!!! @ 05/22/2003 6:05 AM


Matrix Reloaded? Eh. That damn dance scene was mofo gay. I men, like Jar Jar Binks gay. Good fight scenes. Being the middle film, it’s not ment to be smart. Sit down, open eyes, turn off higher thinking, enjoy eye candy. That’s all it is. Eye pleasing.

Chestnuts roasted by Bansheex @ 05/22/2003 5:08 PM


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