I’ve been waiting to do this one for a long while, and the video finally came in the mail. Here’s my review of Double Dragon: The Movie, starring Scott Wolf and Alyssa Fucking Milano with a blonde crewcut. Unbelievable, but I really enjoyed it for some reason. Not as much as Mortal Kombat, but then, this movie didn’t have a six-armed alien breaking spines in half. It did have Abobo, though, and included are four video clips detailing his antics. On one of ‘em, Alyssa Milano force-feeds Abobo SPINACH. Enjoy. Some other notes:
- The Hulk article is doing pretty well. I was hoping it’d get spread around a bit, I had a lot of fun putting this one together. I dragged the woman to damn near every grocery store, toy store, and pharmacy in the city on the hunt, and we actually accumulated more Hulk stuff than is in the actual article. Along the way, we saw everything from Hulk fishing rods, (somebody mentioned this one in the comments) kites, stickers, shoes, 800 action figures, a giant water gun, not to mention the fact that half the crap in the grocery stores had ‘Win Hulk Tickets’ promotions stamped all over ‘em. I’m glad to have archived all of it, it’ll be cool to reflect on Hulkamania a few years from now.
- The ‘new job’ I mentioned a few posts back still ain’t a new job quite yet, but it’s looking good. Suffice to say, my obsessive personality has made me think about it to the point where I have trouble sleeping and pissing. Kidding about the pissing part; that has nothing to do with the job. I just like to hold it in case of a fire.
- Really great comments/overall usage to the little bloggie lately, which is good to see. Actually, this section has worked out much better than I thought it would – I figured it’d take me a month to lose interest and stop updating it entirely. Instead, it’s really grown on me. I think it’s because I put three lame mp3s on the blog’s archive index that nobody’s seemed to find yet. Could be something else, who knows.
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‘Touched’ is probably my fave NO song, maybe next to Subculture. If you can ever find it, I STRONGLY reccomend dL’ing the Bias remix of ‘Touched.’
I remember them filming "Double Dragon" in my hometown of Cleveland, OH. (Yes, they tried to pass off Cleveland as L.A.) The local news people got so excited about this stupid movie, like whenever a film is shot in Cleveland. I swear, they had some "behind the scenes footage" of this bad boy on the local news.
Even though I was 10 or 11, I still knew this movie was going to be crap. All of my friends used it as a butt of jokes. And we were kids that actually went to see the Super Mario Bros. movie…IN THE THEATER!!1one