Comments on: Critters 2: The Main Course.

By: The Yeti

The Yeti — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

"Worst Witch" level bad? Ooohhh… I’m moist with anticipation.

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I hope that means it has Tim Curry in one of his great roles!

By: Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

My local library had a copy of "Rainbow Brite’s San Diego Zoo Adventure" and after reading Matt’s article, I decided to check it out. If this thing coming up is half as bad as that was, then we are in for one hell of a review.

My library also has a copy of "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue."

By: CruxChild

CruxChild — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Hah. Terrance Mann. He was the choreographer fellow in the movieized version of "A Chorus Line." And then he did indeed go to Broadway. He was the bad guy in "The Scarlett Pimpernel." He actually has a tolerable singing voice, believe it or not. I mention this because I watched this damn movie solely to watch him…kinda like watching "The Hunger" for David Bowie and…random sexxing.

By: BotchieGulpe

BotchieGulpe — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Critters, rolling death,
Hunger like wind drives you on.
Jaws stretched in a smile.

Dumb rednecks taste foul.
Like tar, Michelob, crawdads,
Nibble, nibble... retch!

Fuzzy, but they bite.
Like hamster in the night- ouch!
Squeal Ug, squeal like a bitch!

By: squee4242

squee4242 — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

It would make me endlessly happy if everyone would check this out. I think funny bones will be tickled.
If you're interested, check out my homepage. You'll be the first people to see it. I trust you'll be gentle.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Awesome, Squee.