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morning sun.

Posted by Matt on 04/23/2003. E-mail me!

Discussion Thread: 77 comments

Hi Dad! Where have you been? What’s that? Orko has one of those under his skirt? And it looks like Mario Lopez? Strange. Yes, I’ll have some, pass the bottle please…

Chestnuts roasted by BotchieGulpe @ 04/23/2003 4:21 PM

Is He-Man drinking vodka? Sweet. He should try Ultra Tide Free laundry detergent. Take a sniff next time you’re in the grocery store: smells just like Absolut, but gets your insides brighter and whiter.

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 04/23/2003 4:32 PM

Teddy Ruxpin with a knife? I’m having nightmares for a month now…

Chestnuts roasted by Teddy Ray @ 04/23/2003 5:06 PM

Oh, god, oh god, oh god!!!
First, I click on the 80sTees ad and get the fucking Monchichi’s theme song stuck in my head, and now I get He-Man staring me down with what looks like a bottle of tequila!

There’s no way in hell I’m sleeping tonight.

Chestnuts roasted by Patty nO'More @ 04/23/2003 5:24 PM

Hell Yea!

Chestnuts roasted by Orgg @ 04/23/2003 5:31 PM

Hey, everyone parties sometime.

Chestnuts roasted by Sargasm @ 04/23/2003 5:36 PM

Wow, I went to Zellers the other day (in Canada) and was I in for a treat 50% off easter candy.

My take home loot:

Cadbury Cream eggs x 2 – as per Matts Artical

Cadbury Truffle eggs x 2 – A little to mutch truffle stuff for my tastes

Dove Truffle eggs x 2 – Way better than the Cadbury one, actually tastes like a truffle

Cadbury Wonderbar eggs x 2 – Strange

Cadbury Caramilk eggs x 2 – Stickier than a cream egg but pretty darn tasty.

Cadbury Dream Eggs x 2 – Like a Cadbury cream egg but its white chocolate and has a more dairy-ish goo inside.

All of that for just under $5.00 Canadian. And because of socialized health care here I don’t have to pay for the double bypass either.

Chestnuts roasted by Goblin22 @ 04/23/2003 5:43 PM

lol

Chestnuts roasted by teehee @ 04/23/2003 6:03 PM

What I still cannot figure out is if the U.S. of A is junk food central, how come all of these damn foriegners are getting all the good candy and chips? Now THAT’S worth going to war over.

Chestnuts roasted by jthm @ 04/23/2003 7:36 PM

So Queen Marlena brought the good stuff with her from Earth? Or was that something the cop had stashed away in that half of a car?

What do I know? I drink Sprite at nightclubs.

Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing the Technorganic Autobot @ 04/23/2003 8:41 PM

Oh, I wanted to beat Koz to the punch: I like pants! (runs away)

Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing again @ 04/23/2003 8:41 PM

I wore the G.I. Joe version for halloween ’86/87

Chestnuts roasted by Spaz @ 04/23/2003 9:51 PM

i remember when He-man showed up at my house with Vodka …….

Chestnuts roasted by Runnin wit scissors @ 04/24/2003 3:11 AM

HE-MAN: "This guy here…this is the guy right here…"
MAN-AT-ARMS: "Uh, He-Man…I think you’ve had enough…"
HE-MAN: "You don’t know me, man!"
TEELA: "Jesus, this happens at EVERY Christmas party!"
HE-MAN: "I’m sorry (sob)…so sorry. I love you so much Teela…"
TEELA: "Let go of my tits, you sicko!"

Chestnuts roasted by The Yeti @ 04/24/2003 9:12 AM

No shit –

when I was 11, I saw my first childs play movie. It was the second one. I watched it with my mom, and even at 11, I knew how rediculously not scary it was. It had it’s jump scenes, but it was still my buddy. During a commercial break (it was on USA) my mom was able to sneak upstairs for a "cup of coffee" which losely translates to "scare the living fuck out of my kid for eternity." What she did was take my "My Buddy" from my closet, and taped a real knife into his hand, she then covered him under the blankets in my bed, and returned downstairs to finish the movie. The movie was over, I went upstairs, played a few rounds of Nintendo, and decided to turn in for the night.

I turned off all the lights, pulled back my covers, and saw that knife gleaming. I totally freaked out.

I killed my mom that night, and burried her in the backyard. It isn’t so funny now is it mom?!? IS IT?!?!? ISSSSSSSSSSSSS IT!

Chestnuts roasted by chad @ 04/24/2003 9:21 AM

Considering that there was just an article about them, I thought people might like to see some weird coloured knock offs of Transformers cassettes. If nothing else, they’re a lot cheaper.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3128476886&category=4696

Good ol’ eBay. Cheers.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean. @ 04/24/2003 9:23 AM

Marlena smuggling in the good stuff. . .next thing you know, they’re gonna pull Frostbite over with an open two-four in the trunk of the Snow Cat. Of course, when you have six missiles attached to your arctic assault half-track vehicle, you can probably intimidate a traffic cop out of a DUI ticket.

(Now I understand why my parents were angsty about me playing with "boy’s toys": they thought I’d spend my adult years making esoteric references to toys that were discontinued almost twenty years ago on other people’s blogs. Well, screw it — they should’a’ marketed better girl toys).

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 04/24/2003 10:07 AM

If I weren’t high, that’d freak me out.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Peanut @ 04/24/2003 2:01 PM

I think the big question is…who is that behind the mask. The eyes dont have that half asleep "please god just kill me now" look we usually see in Matt’s eyes.

Chestnuts roasted by Gozer @ 04/24/2003 2:07 PM

i’m afaraid. very afraid.

he-man never looked so menacing.

Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 04/24/2003 2:56 PM

also: i have a feeling it is a child behind the mask, because the costume is obviously meant for kids, and whoever is behind it seems too small for it.

perhaps matt is actually a midget, and thus far has employed special camera techniques so as not to seem such? hmm?

Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 04/24/2003 2:58 PM

Live-action Joe movie?
http://cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=38408
Dolph Lundgren better play Duke.

Chestnuts roasted by Destro lotion @ 04/24/2003 3:50 PM

i just got the entire wrapper off of a big cadbury egg in one piece! go me! and go drunken he-man!

Chestnuts roasted by ashley @ 04/24/2003 4:12 PM

hey guys. i just saw mayor mccheese dance the hustle in a VERY RECENT mcdonald’s video cassette. i totally find cooler stuff at thrift stores than you.

Chestnuts roasted by pupitre @ 04/24/2003 7:11 PM

Well aren’t you just the bee’s knees? I didn’t know shopping for useless junk was a competition, or I would have put on my special jumpsuit. What so hard about finding a "VERY RECENT" video? Why even go to the thrift store? Couldn’t you just go to the Golden Arches? @_@

Chestnuts roasted by good for you! hugs all around! @ 04/24/2003 7:32 PM

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