Come on Teela..just one more shot. You can trust me. I’m the MASTER of the UNIVERSE…
Ghosted by JimNash @ 04/26/2003 4:01 PM EDT
Man, I hope He-man holds his tequila better than my friend Lily, if she spends anymore time with Jose…she’ll become Mrs. Cuervo by common law marriage…
Ghosted by whitemale_98 @ 04/26/2003 4:54 PM EDT
nametags ARE essential. i’m still trying to find my missing chestplate…i feel so lost without it.
hold me.
Ghosted by recruiting pants as we speak... @ 04/26/2003 5:51 PM EDT
I just got alcohol off my mind and then I look at stupid He-man with his god forsaken liquor. Oh to be 18… damn you all, bastards.
Ghosted by I need liquor @ 04/26/2003 8:15 PM EDT
OT: I’m seeing ads all around this site for the movie The Real Cancun, and I’m wondering if anybody has seen it already? I’m looking for accounts of rowdy college students getting arrested for partying wildly on the beach. If there’s a police presence anywhere in the film, then I shall forgoe this moviegoing experience.
Besides, why else should I get depressed over physically attractive people when I’m not enjoying myself with them?
Enough shots of this, Man-at-Arms, and you’ll think it is Teela, I have remarkably soft lips……………
Ghosted by Jason B @ 04/27/2003 7:05 PM EDT
I read that "The Real Cancun" is a real POS. And It pretty much looks like it. For those of us WITH attractive boyfriends, going to see a movie where a bunch of stupid teenagers blow eachother isn’t much entertaining. It’s like bad porno with a worse plot than usual.
Boooo! it’s always about He-man, He-man this He-man that, how about a shot of drunken Skeletor, or Skeletor in bed with the hoe’s, Reow, Evil Lyn
Ghosted by Kharnifex @ 04/27/2003 11:52 PM EDT
Man, everything has gone all three dimensional. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that worm at the bottom of the bottle. I knew I shouldn’t have gone drinking with skeletor. Ah man, my teeth are fused together. What’s this here? It looks like She-Ra’s leotard. Oh dear lord no! Quickly check if I still have my furry undies on. Uh-oh, how do I explain THIS to Randor. Man I wish one of those dimensional portals that seem to be all over the place will just suck me up.
As an excersize in advertising through nation building, Jose Cuervo bought an island nation, and changed the name to Cuervo Nation. The indiginous people are now gainfully (if cheaply) employed running all tourist related enterprises. Food and drunkards are shipped in on a regular basis to supply the economy.
Ghosted by Samsa @ 04/28/2003 11:19 AM EDT
Pheww. Did you leave an air biscut Orko? No wonder I need a belt.
Ghosted by DartardDan @ 04/28/2003 2:17 PM EDT
Dead things mikey, Dead things….
Ghosted by Jealous of an Idiot @ 04/28/2003 6:00 PM EDT
Tequila! More like… Quetila!
Ghosted by Andrew the Fish @ 04/28/2003 8:42 PM EDT
Or que – Teela
Ghosted by Gozer @ 04/28/2003 9:25 PM EDT
So it wasn’t the sword all along. Skeletor should have been going after the tequila, the real source of Prince Adam’s powers, the whole time. That’s a bottle of "Power of Grayskull" tequila, all the power with half the hangover.
Ghosted by Wishes for death @ 04/29/2003 4:40 AM EDT
CONSUMERS DISTRIBUTING is SHIT. Where I live they would NEVER had what I wanted in stock, and I always had to QUEUE UP for 15 minutes just to be told that. They SUCK Man Willies man. Fuck them!!!
P.S.
And I saw the My Pet Monster Video when I was a kid. Can’t remember what happened in it though.
I know this is probably too late for anyone to read this, but, on the comments page for the Toys R’ Us catalogue article, I mentioned the Consumers Distributing catalogue as being a bigger and better book of Christmas dreams, since it literally had every toy in the store spread out over 50 pages. So, anyhow, it inspired me to do a Google search for "Consumers Distributing", and I can say I was surprised to see that it already had been mentioned many times in the comments page for a different article. I guess a lot of us Canadians around my age (born 1974) have fond Christmas anticipation memories centred around the Consumers Distributing catalogue.
Didn’t care much for the store itself, since it was an utterly inefficient way to go around buying things, having to write a form and then wait in line before you could even see the product for yourself (yes, I visited Britain once a year for several years for a while and I can confirm that it was exactly like Argos), and I was so happy when my local (Pincourt, Quebec) shopping centre finally got a Zellers in 1993, but, even as an adult, I still miss getting the catalogue in the mail every fall since the chain folded in 1996.
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Come on Teela..just one more shot. You can trust me. I’m the MASTER of the UNIVERSE…