Comments on: Freddy’s Revenge. http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/ babblings! Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:11:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: BotchieGulpe http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3345 BotchieGulpe Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3345 I ate something at a Pizza Hutt that looked like The Fredster once... and like Freddy, it tore a big freaking hole in my stomach. "Clean up to aisle three." I then went promptly home where I dreamed I worked at a 7-11 with Jim Varney, and Sally Fields while Jason Voorhees stalked us around the store. We finally defeated him when Mrs. Fields jammed his head into the slushi machine and all the maggots(?) in the store left from feasting on their ZAGNUTs and devoured Jason's rotting corspe. Weird dream. Oh yeah, and for some reason, throughout the whole situation, no matter how close to death we came, we were always complaining about the price of cigarettes being too "dern" high. I ate something at a Pizza Hutt that looked like The Fredster once… and like Freddy, it tore a big freaking hole in my stomach. "Clean up to aisle three." I then went promptly home where I dreamed I worked at a 7-11 with Jim Varney, and Sally Fields while Jason Voorhees stalked us around the store. We finally defeated him when Mrs. Fields jammed his head into the slushi machine and all the maggots(?) in the store left from feasting on their ZAGNUTs and devoured Jason’s rotting corspe. Weird dream. Oh yeah, and for some reason, throughout the whole situation, no matter how close to death we came, we were always complaining about the price of cigarettes being too "dern" high.

]]> By: Wes http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3346 Wes Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3346 Holy jeez I did it <i>again</i>. That's two for two, and we've still got two eggs left. Actually, it's not so difficult at all with a little patience -- which I suspect many of you throw out the window in your hurry to get to the saccharine goo within that godly chocolate shell. Holy jeez I did it again. That’s two for two, and we’ve still got two eggs left. Actually, it’s not so difficult at all with a little patience — which I suspect many of you throw out the window in your hurry to get to the saccharine goo within that godly chocolate shell.

]]> By: Wes http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3347 Wes Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3347 Uh...that was about the Cadbury eggs. But Freddy rocks too! I'd take a mini Freddy in need of assembly over the sweet sweet taste of unborn baby clucking rabbit goo anyday. Uh…that was about the Cadbury eggs. But Freddy rocks too! I’d take a mini Freddy in need of assembly over the sweet sweet taste of unborn baby clucking rabbit goo anyday.

]]> By: The Toxic Avenger http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3348 The Toxic Avenger Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3348 Great Article Matt!!! I laughed quite a few times. I'm a real fan of your horror movie articles, so please keep em coming. Great Article Matt!!!  I laughed quite a few times.  I’m a real fan of your horror movie articles, so please keep em coming.

]]> By: Patty O'fuck it already! http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3349 Patty O'fuck it already! Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3349 You know, I never even pretended to care about Freddy. I took Jason every time when it came to the "who's the true badass" argument.<br /> <br /> What's with the blogs being reversed? This confuses me(just like most forms of progress). You know, I never even pretended to care about Freddy. I took Jason every time when it came to the "who’s the true badass" argument.

What’s with the blogs being reversed? This confuses me(just like most forms of progress).

]]> By: Bloodcat http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3350 Bloodcat Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3350 The Blogs are now readable Patty.<br /> <br /> Unlike what most of those there Manga books seem to think, I being American, read left to right, top to bottom.<br /> <br /> The Blog now reflects this. Whee.<br /> <br /> On to the topic at hand...<br /> <br /> Jason? Cmon!! Its ALL about Michael Myers. Scariest mofo in horror movies! (as far as slashers go) I still have the odd nightmare about the Shape..<br /> <br /> Best damned music in a slasher flick too.. (Im such a geek I own the soundtrack..)<br /> <br /> Freddy pretty much ALWAYS sucked though. He was just.. CORNY...<br /> <br /> But we all know the Alien from, well, Alien would kick all their asses.. Between the brain chew, slashing claws and tail, ability to stalk and see without any visible eyes, and that nifty acid blood, slashers just don't stand a chance. Heck, one facehugger, and its lights out. Other than Freddy, how many slasher villains are THAT smart and perceptive? Face over the egg, facehugger pops out.. gestate for a few days then BOOM! Super nearly unkillable slashler Alien... The Blogs are now readable Patty.

Unlike what most of those there Manga books seem to think, I being American, read left to right, top to bottom.

The Blog now reflects this.  Whee.

On to the topic at hand…

Jason?  Cmon!! Its ALL about Michael Myers.  Scariest mofo in horror movies! (as far as slashers go) I still have the odd nightmare about the Shape..

Best damned music in a slasher flick too.. (Im such a geek I own the soundtrack..)

Freddy pretty much ALWAYS sucked though.  He was just.. CORNY…

But we all know the Alien from, well, Alien would kick all their asses..  Between the brain chew, slashing claws and tail, ability to stalk and see without any visible eyes, and that nifty acid blood, slashers just don’t stand a chance.  Heck, one facehugger, and its lights out.  Other than Freddy, how many slasher villains are THAT smart and perceptive?  Face over the egg, facehugger pops out.. gestate for a few days then BOOM! Super nearly unkillable slashler Alien…

]]> By: Avid Horror Fan http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2003/04/22/freddys-revenge/#comment-3351 Avid Horror Fan Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://happysheepstudios.com/wordpress-1.2-mingus/wordpress/?p=128#comment-3351 Must review Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning.<br /> <br /> Matt could definitely put an X-E spin on this one. Must review Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning.

Matt could definitely put an X-E spin on this one.

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