Kirby/Red Hot toy: Kirby is known as the game voraphiles play. I always thought Kirby was some freak child of Pac-Man and Jigglypuff(the gayest Pokemon in the world)…I think I just revealed a little too much about myself.

Mario Sunshine wall thing: That’s no water blaster, that’s a hiar dryer. I have no clue what Mario’s doing here.

Flying Boo and Luigi: Luigi’s the blood bank that Boo just can’t seem to reach. To continue his frustration, he gets nocked on the head with a plastic disc. Poor Boo.

Wario pinball: The big pink button fits in rather well.

Diddy Kong catapult: Let’s see Junkyard Wars do that! (translation: I got nuting.)

Link Killing game: The ironic thing is that you are killing GOOD GUYS. I personally own Majoria’s Mask. Hell, you’re supposed to save one of them to bring balance to the universe. I guess when the world is back in balance, Link can go right back to the killing.

Peach and Bowser clock: I had a Wheel of Fortune version once. It was good for about three spins before it jammed.

Simply Yoshi: Is Yoshi pregnant?

Kirby top: Paperweight.

Donky Kong thing: He’s probally pissed about everybody else being pissed about the word "hell" being in Donkey Kong 64.

Does anybody know where I can get old McDonald’s "Back to the Future" toys?

The Mario toys from Wendy’s are way cooler, especially the Chain Chomp. of course, the best Nintendo toys ever are the Super Mario 3 ones from McDonald’s

when i was a kid i was always too greedey to eat just a hapy meal, so i always had big meals….a mcchickend sandwhich meal, (large) with a side order of 6 nuggets and a cheeseburger.
those sort of meals slap arse with BOTH hands