Comments on: C.U.T.I.E.

By: Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I hope the E.T.s eat the little girls digestive tracks!

By: The Yeti

The Yeti — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Y’know what that picture with the C.U.T.I.E.S. and the army of E.T. figurines looks like? A junior-high school dance. All the C.U.T.I.E.S. (girls) are out on the floor dancing like idiots while the E.T.s (guys) are standing around pensively dreading an invitation to join in. But I gotta tell you…there’s something else at work in that image…something eerily unsavory. Maybe it’s the dead expressions in the eyes of all those E.T.s, maybe it’s the way they’re all rubbing their saggy little bellies…whatever the case, you can tell something terrible is about to happen…

By: RonniePruitt

RonniePruitt — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

There’s a booth at my local flea market that has had the same five boxes of CUTIES marked for 10 cents each for at least two years now.

Oh, and on the UK/US potato chip debate: I was testing for a job I wanted the other day and noticed that they had "Hot Dog and Mustard" chips in the vending machine. I was really, really grossed out by the thought of it.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I HAD CUTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I had like, more cuties than bombs dropped on Baghdad. I SWEAR! I used to light them on fire though and watch their little bodies melt away. Always good for a second or third degree burn anyway.

-M

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

hey, matt, why don’t you do an article on your pac-man tatoo??
Why you picked pac-man, and everything.
I would love to hear about that.

By: Evan

Evan — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Were the CUTIES supposed to be the MUSCLE guys’ girlfriends or something? If not, then why target little plastic girls to boys?

By: Carl

Carl — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Holy Crap! An Army of E.Ts!! They've arrived! Why did nobody listen to me when I tried to warn them??

There IS something sinister about that picture! The way the sweet children play on, blissfully unaware of what is aproaching behind them...

I'd give 5 bucks to see the picture taken AFTER that one! Speilberg might have an avenue for a sequel afterall!