03/24/2003: Presto Magix
In case you missed the three giant links on the main page, there’s a new article up. The Return of the Jedi ‘Presto Magix’ Kit. Enjoy, really! Enjoy!
Discussion Thread: 12 comments 
Woohoo! I really enjoyed this article, really!
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wack0 @ 03/24/2003 2:38 PM EST
i typed in six breasts on google… this is what i got
"I would love it if you had six of these wonderful breasts and legs," I said, as I rested my cheek on her sweet, smooth thighs.
hmmmm…
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ashley @ 03/24/2003 3:24 PM EST
Give it time. Presto is destined for greatness. =)
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Matt @ 03/24/2003 3:25 PM EST
Okay, let’s see what "six breasts" gets me.
"I would quench you in the sweetness of my six breasts," she breathed…
But who’s doing the talking? GET THIS:
My dreams brought Sebastienne to me on a graceful platoon of beautiful legs, a deliciously beautiful female human centipede…with silken hips grinding against the legs pressed against them, only the final pair of hips naked and uncrowded by the press of legs. (em. added)
So I typed in "six breasts" and got human centipede erotica. Human centipede erotica.
I don’t know what else to say.
Read for yourself — http://www.cyberium.net/multibrst/gstory/sebastienne.htm
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Wes @ 03/25/2003 8:54 AM EST
Don’t despair about the fruit, your theory about ths Hutt diet remains sound. Jabba obviously left it lying around to feed the many visitors to his palace, lest they bogart his supply of live, brandy-coated, frogs.
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Vinz Klortho @ 03/25/2003 10:33 AM EST
C3P0 sharing a spliff with his buddies!
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Pigshead @ 03/25/2003 8:09 PM EST
Matt, bad news dude, I also went to google and typed in "six breasts" and I got not link you to in the top 5. Interistinly enough, the first link I did see was something about little girls, breasts, and terrorism. I dind’t actually go to the page, so I’m not sure what it was, but I do know it wasn’t you. BUT WAIT! I then typed in "star wars six breasts" and guess what! Coming in a big #5 was your site! WOO BABY! Thats right, I think it was your ‘big ass tribute to the forgotten heros of star wars part I.’ Kick ass matt! Thats something to live for! 
keep up the good work!
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Ryan @ 03/26/2003 12:52 PM EST
Funny, but thanks to you, Ryan, this is the first page that comes up on Google for "six breasts."
Oh, irony.
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robb @ 03/28/2003 2:45 PM EST
I typed in "six breasts" on google and the number one link was to this comments section!
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M @ 03/28/2003 2:55 PM EST
I’m relatively certain the "human centipede" thing was a metaphor.
It’s back to the top link! Woo-hoo! Six breasts.
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Merkwurdigliebe @ 04/03/2003 7:52 AM EST
Yeah, the "female human centipede" is a metaphor–for a woman who sprouted two extra sets of legs and breasts. I did the Google search before seeing this and read the story. I will never be clean again. I don’t want to sleep for fear that it will haunt my dreams. Nothing wrong with weird erotica–but it wasn’t even erotic!
Or maybe I just don’t have that particular fetish. Thank you, Powers That Be.
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lea @ 04/05/2003 1:12 AM EST
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