remember, bushes are nice when they don’t have prickers.
Chestnuts roasted by Jeebus 'n' com @ 03/14/2003 8:26 PM
Dude, that review was nuts. The tone was so different from your X-E articles, it was like a different Matt. Bizarro Matt. I kept expecting random facts about cheese, to no avail.
On a side note, did any readers win that Watchman giveaway?
Chestnuts roasted by Sargasm @ 03/14/2003 11:20 PM
Holy crap man, did you see that ad on the front page? TREMORS THE TELEVISION SERIES
Chestnuts roasted by Casey Jones @ 03/15/2003 10:47 AM
"The sad thing is, I’d much rather her think I was a pedophilic kidnapper than a guy in his mid-20s who needed Play-Doh to make Gamorrean Guards out of on a Thursday morning."
Don’t worry, whats worse is that i enjoy reading about it .
Chestnuts roasted by Sonny @ 03/16/2003 1:45 AM
i hate john leguizamo. that guy is so unfunny.
Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 03/16/2003 4:13 AM
correction: he’s MOSTLY unfunny. to wong foo was pretty awesome.
Chestnuts roasted by evin @ 03/16/2003 4:13 AM
did you see Suvari or Murphy naked. I know it’s a hot in the dark.. but I would love to see both of them naked… even if it was naked, in a speed binch on the bathroom floor.
Call me ol’ fashion… or a pervert… but I like nudity.
Evin, you’re nuts. Leguizamo is more than just funny. Saw him on broadway and almost died…. He’s a great actor when he isn’t being paid to be stupid (i.e. The Pest).
Chestnuts roasted by Draven @ 03/17/2003 1:56 PM
Hey Matt. Do you dislike ANY movies you review for IGN? Seriously, even the most haneous pieces of crap you seem to love. Hey, look! A blue car. There that should keep you nice and distracted.
PS Your sites awesome, and your pretty damn funny to boot. So dont take the criticism personally =)
Chestnuts roasted by SmokeyMcCrackPipe @ 03/18/2003 1:44 AM
Hey Smokey, that’s a pretty brutal butcher job you did to the word ‘heinous.’
Chestnuts roasted by Jon @ 03/18/2003 7:24 AM
WHERE’S MY CRINGER/BATTLE CAT ARTICLE?!?
CRINGER! CRINGER! CRINGER!
(sorry for the caps…but I want Matt to notice this )
Chestnuts roasted by Bryan @ 03/18/2003 12:09 PM
Yah, I was going to spell check the damn thing. Then, I figured, why spellcheck some worthless rant? Turns out someone did read it! Nice work ..
Chestnuts roasted by PipeCrackMcSmokey @ 03/18/2003 4:22 PM
Alright!! Last Post!
Chestnuts roasted by TOP1214 @ 09/24/2003 11:41 PM
This entry was posted
on Friday, March 14th, 2003 at 7:58 pm
and is filed under General.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
Posted by Matt on 03/14/2003. E-mail me!
Chestnuts roasted by 
)
Nice review. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
remember, bushes are nice when they don’t have prickers.