Go give some of that patronage stuff to Retrocrush. My former pardnah in X-E crime gave us a big fat surprise link today. I’m still waiting for the bill, Rob.
"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but baby, it still has the longest line… WHOOOOOOO!"
Ric Flair is the Man. Still, you’d think he would be able to get some better-looking women than that…yuck.
Ghosted by Sargasm @ 03/01/2003 11:08 PM EST
I have no idea where to put his, but I figured here is as good a place as any.
I just read the MOTU movie-inspired figures article, and realized something–those are Canadian toys! You can tell because of the obligatory English AND French (Masters of the Universe=Maitres de l’Universe). I don’t know if I should be proud.
Ghosted by HyaenoDonJuan @ 03/02/2003 1:07 PM EST
If you made Kool-Aid with Holy Water, what would you have?
Ghosted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 03/02/2003 11:29 PM EST
ric flair is married to an old lady who is his wife
thanks for the retrocush link. that site rocks arse.
that monster death scenceplayset article was short but arse bustingly-groovaliciouse as a wumpadinkle.
Ghosted by tin man @ 03/03/2003 8:05 AM EST
One of those was Chris Benoit’s wife…
Ghosted by Casey Jones @ 03/03/2003 11:08 AM EST
To go off topic yet again, my girlfriend dumped me last night. No rhyme or reason, either. Naturally, I’ve spent this entire morning drinking heavily and doing plenty of coke. I’m tired. Take it how you will.
Sorry about your girlfriend, Jeremy. I recommend buying a box of chocolates and eating them all in one afternoon.
Ghosted by Welsh Rabbit @ 03/03/2003 11:31 PM EST
take up smoking jeremy. it will make you relaxed, and you wont get nerbose while on the pull. and if you dont pull you wont have such long lonely life.
Ghosted by tin man @ 03/04/2003 5:51 AM EST
Take up smoking? Thanks, but I already do. I’m now up to just about two packs a day. And if you mean the "other" smoking, well, I had a major problem with that in my youth, and I’d rather not traverse down that road. Honestly, though, thanks. Both of you.
Ghosted by Jeremy @ 03/04/2003 12:19 PM EST
Or you could run away from home. That’s always fun. Maybe go to Hooters and tell them it’s your Birthday, and they will bang the plates with big spoons and you will feel special and wanted again.
I don’t think it would be very cost-efficient to run away from my apartment. On the bright side, my ex-singer is most likely taking me to the strip club, where I can become sexually frustrated!!!
Ghosted by Jeremy @ 03/04/2003 2:11 PM EST
hooters here only has flat girls. but they have nice personality. it is the bible belt afterall. such nice christian hooter waitress ladies. in other news…top 10 ponies was nEat with a capital E. Baby firefly,you made it on to the top 10 as "red"…im so proud… you so crazy gurl, fo real…freal!
Ghosted by kennef @ 03/04/2003 2:57 PM EST
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"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but baby, it still has the longest line… WHOOOOOOO!"
Ric Flair is the Man. Still, you’d think he would be able to get some better-looking women than that…yuck.