Sunday, March 30th, 2003lime.
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Archive for March, 2003
Friday, March 28th, 2003GBK Coming Sooooon.
Well, I watched Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie. Jesus. JESUS. I don't even know where to start with this one - it's just absolutely surreal from start to finish. We've seen lots of bad movies on the site, but this one's different. Actually, calling it a 'movie' is doing it far too much justice. I went to the theater to see this as a kid, but made my mother take us home after the gator kid started eating from a lunchbox full of severed toes. Now that I've had the chance to see the rest? Wow. Review coming next week.
Posted by Matt @ 5:13 pm [Link] [31 Comments]
Friday, March 28th, 2003Harry Potter's Slime Playset.
New Article Up: Sorry for the short week - it's been a long week. See, I did the short/long trick. The latest post is all about Harry Potter and his fabulous Slime Chamber Playset, where snakes spit sludge and Harry gets green. As an extra bonus, the article stars a rubber kangaroo.
An interesting video finally arrived in the mail today. It's something you guys have asked me to review a zillion times. I'd give you more hints, but anyone who's read the blog long enough should be able to guess it. Especially when I tell you that it's a movie based on trading cards. Yeah. Also on deck for the weekend is a very special review of a very special sideshow game. Stay tuned.
Posted by Matt @ 1:27 pm [Link] [8 Comments]
Friday, March 28th, 2003zoom.
New article up in a bit. If you're curious about what it's about, here's a conversation I had with Mike, The X-E Design Guy.
Mike: why do you put slime in the RABBITS EMPTY COCK HOLE
Matt: it's a kangaroo you dolt
Mike: STILL ITS AN EMPY COCK HOLE!
Matt: IT'S A DAMN POUCH
Mike: cock hole
Any guesses???
Posted by Matt @ 9:52 am [Link] [9 Comments]
Tuesday, March 25th, 2003Killers From Space
There's a new movie review up…
Posted by Matt @ 10:06 pm [Link] [19 Comments]
Monday, March 24th, 2003Thrift Store Finds - Volume 65,200,122,033
This edition of Thrift Store Finds will be quick like ninja. I don't have enough time to give you the complete rundown today, so instead, here's a picture gallery detailing what we saw and what we bought. My two top finds? An E.T. thermos, and the exact same Trapper Keeper I used in the second grade. Wazzahwutyeah. I also like the half-eaten Junkyard Dog figure. Here's the pics…
Posted by Matt @ 4:28 pm [Link] [26 Comments]
Monday, March 24th, 2003Presto Magix
In case you missed the three giant links on the main page, there's a new article up. The Return of the Jedi 'Presto Magix' Kit. Enjoy, really! Enjoy!
Posted by Matt @ 2:26 pm [Link] [12 Comments]
