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Worst. Comic. Ever.

Posted by Matt on 02/28/2003. E-mail me!

Discussion Thread: 22 comments

look at the confidence that comes with yormahm yorgert
i’m sold

Chestnuts roasted by urquidez @ 02/28/2003 1:34 PM

HAte to tell you this matt, but ive seen worse. If youve ever attempted to read the ultimate warrior’s comic, or the will and wag comics in the "people’s friend" you’ll know what i mean.

Chestnuts roasted by vyle @ 02/28/2003 1:34 PM

Can you really smell yogurt from that distance?

Chestnuts roasted by Yeti @ 02/28/2003 2:49 PM

hey … um… matt… me long time no post….
what happened to the forum?
me no find it. me lost and confused… eating beetles until i turn blue and attacking tourists i find along the road.

Chestnuts roasted by toe. @ 02/28/2003 3:22 PM

It’s gone forever. Wasn’t worth the trouble to restart when I switched to a new server. Definitely not worth paying the bandwidth for, either.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/28/2003 3:23 PM

Sadly, I laughed out loud at the punchline. Oh, should we have a moment of silence or something for the Tempo? Hell, I didn’t own it and I’M gonna miss it.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremy @ 02/28/2003 3:25 PM

Heh. Penny Racers kick ass.

Chestnuts roasted by Whip It Good @ 02/28/2003 3:35 PM

Hey, Yourmom yougurt is really good! I don’t like to see it get slandered like that.

Chestnuts roasted by Evan @ 02/28/2003 4:03 PM

I remember Penny Racers! And… I’m very ashamed to admit this, but up until I read your article, I STILL thought they ran on power drained from pennies.

Please don’t throw rocks at me. I’m really smart! I swear!

Thanks, Matt, for teaching me that Penny Racers don’t drain the Sacred Penny Power from Abe’s face.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 02/28/2003 5:21 PM

One reason some of the penny racers may have sucked is because if they were originally created in japan they were obviously meant for japanese coins. For example, a 5 yen or even 1 yen coin is different than a penny. and i highly doubt when they sent them to america they really wanted to re-design the damn things so they’d conform to our money. i mean, shit, no company would want to do that when they knew they could sell these things just by making "cool" commercials with glow in the dark cars (glow in the dark things immediately give you extra points). All the effort, as minimal as that probably was, went to repackaging them with english on the box and making commercials.

Screw it, even with that said, they were damn cool!

Chestnuts roasted by Kak @ 02/28/2003 5:44 PM

Yormahm yogurt wasn’t slandered.

If it’s in print it is libel, not slander.

Chestnuts roasted by Ronnie Pruitt @ 02/28/2003 6:03 PM

Its still better than Youngblood.

Chestnuts roasted by Casey Jones @ 02/28/2003 7:01 PM

They were pulled from the american market because of the dark art of anal penny racing. THink gerbiling, only with penny racer’s and maybe a track leading to one’s anus.

Chestnuts roasted by AquaLoco @ 02/28/2003 7:12 PM

I get it.

It is a metaphor for the current problems in the world. The first guy, I call him Sticky, smells something "good"; but it is only yogurt, which is made from milk (or soy which doesn’t come from cows) which come from cows which are made out of leather, which is what the seats in cars are made from. Cars are owned by people, who also own yachts, which used to be an indicator of economic prosperity.

Yes. A metaphor.

Chestnuts roasted by Gary Fecking Coleman r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz!!!! @ 02/28/2003 8:08 PM

Technically, any of the "Rokertoons" could be the worst. comic. ever.

They’re written and drawn by Al Roker and they are pure genius/evil.

Chestnuts roasted by Ronnie Pruitt @ 02/28/2003 9:41 PM

Glow-in-the-Dark things are like child magnets. I make Fimo clay beads, the kind that you make a workable size and then roll down until they become tiny little pictures that confuse the hell out of people, apparently, at least judging by how many morons at craft shows ask "How did you paint so small?"
So anyway, I made some jewelry for a local street fair last summer, and I used glow-in-the-dark clay for some of the beads, and they were selling pretty well… but then when it got dark I had a lamp to make the bracelets glow with little smiley faces and stars and soforth. You’d think I was selling gold bricks 3 for a dollar. So, sell something that glows at any after-dark summer family event, it’s money in the bank. In the bank! Do it now!

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 02/28/2003 11:44 PM

Wow, I really did think that penny racers drew thier awesome power from the coin. I never asked how, nor wondered… Just assumed. Sure, it doesn’t make any sense, but nothing makes sense in this crazy chaotic world that we live in. Oh well… Now at least I don’t have to wonder, although I am disappointed that they don’t run on penny-power. That would be awsome… I could run a real car on, like, 500$ worth of pennies! Man, then I could go all across the U.S. in my penny-mobile and then sell it on E-bay for like $400,000 and make a profit! Darn, a dream dashed by cruel reality.

I can’t belive I broke my Post-Virginity just to say that…

Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 03/01/2003 1:49 AM

What’s this comic really about? Look at the blue stick figure- prejudice against people of color, or against the thin, or the unclothed? This is UNACCEPTABLE! Can’t you see what gold is doing to the kids?
As a side note, note the yogurt is "cherry" flavored. Al could have done SO much more with that, heh

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 03/01/2003 4:44 AM

While thinking that Penny Racers ran on penny power is rather sad, being scared of my glow-in-the-dark Lego ghost and having to bury it at the bottom of my tox box until the age of 8 is much, much worse.
I don’t know what the significance of this post is, but I’m sure I have a point.

Chestnuts roasted by Feral @ 03/01/2003 12:45 PM

I remember having a Penny Racer as a kid, and I remembering it doing many of the spins shown in the commericals. Of course, I used Canadian pennies, being from Canada and all.

Chestnuts roasted by Reiver @ 03/01/2003 1:04 PM

that comic is pure fuckin genious….. the artwork superb, and its true message of stick on stick hate…. unsurpassed in todays n’sync driven media frenzy…..shit its two am, i must leave the computer before madame helga bets me with a wooden mannequin leg….later…

Chestnuts roasted by ShAne O @ 03/02/2003 12:22 PM

me drew picture of rainbow brite killing me biology teacher. me would post on me web page…but me no think anyone care

Chestnuts roasted by kennef @ 03/04/2003 3:11 PM

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