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02/19/2003: Electric Moai

Posted by Matt. E-mail me!


Discussion Thread: 37 comments

The words in that picture are too blurry for me to read.  I have no idea what’s going on.  Help.

Ghosted by Brett @ 02/19/2003 11:40 PM EST


That is because it is in Spanish.  They were so lucky with characters such as El Fisto and La Teela.

Ghosted by The Toxic Avenger @ 02/19/2003 11:46 PM EST


Ahh, Snake Mountain… The voice that thing made still scares my sister to this day.

Creepy thing about Snake Mountain is if you bumped, dropped, or simply moved the microphone on that thing, while it wasn’t on, it would make this creepy booming echo that sounded like something exploded a few miles away. You’d drop the thing and hear the noise and be like "What was that? Did something blow up?" And then you’d realize it was the stupid wolf-headed mic.

And Two-Bad wan’t bad; he just wanted to give you a hug. AWWWW!

Ghosted by Cristofer @ 02/20/2003 2:27 AM EST


Philips DVD Recorders are finally focusing on the U.S. market. 
http://www.bluefi.co.uk/story.php?news=24

We must never foget Vinyl Video.
http://www.tvdawn.com/
http://www.cedmagic.com/selectavision.html
http://www.vinylvideo.com/

Ghosted by Tim @ 02/20/2003 3:00 AM EST


I’m half spanish so i can translate the bottom right for you.

It says "Masters"

Your’re welcome.

Ghosted by Draven @ 02/20/2003 10:21 AM EST


How do you say "I have the power" in Spanish?

Ghosted by Jeremy @ 02/20/2003 1:58 PM EST


That’s Italian, not Spanish.

Ghosted by Nemesis @ 02/20/2003 2:17 PM EST


I think Sy-clone is gonna get his ass kicked.

Ghosted by wack0 @ 02/20/2003 3:26 PM EST


sorry, to double comment, but i just read the Photon article, and it made me think of the Laser Tag cartoon, which in my opinion, was MUCH cooler!

Ghosted by wack0 @ 02/20/2003 3:30 PM EST


I can’t even make out the words, needless to say I don’t know what they are saying.

Ghosted by Randy Vreeland @ 02/20/2003 4:16 PM EST


Hey Matt, send me a better resolution of the pic and I will translate it for everyone…..

and Jeremy— ¡Tengo la energía!

it loses something….

Ghosted by Draven @ 02/20/2003 4:58 PM EST


Lazer Tag Academy
http://www.geocities.com/Holly...746/lazertag/lazertagmain.html

Ghosted by Yes @ 02/20/2003 6:20 PM EST


Man, Sy-Klone is so useless.  He’s up there, "observing" or some shit.  Foo, get down there and battle!  Actually, it kind of looks like he is about to get his ass kicked by a building, which is pathetic.  Only Sy-Klone…or maybe Buzz-Off.

Ghosted by Sargasm @ 02/20/2003 7:01 PM EST


I’m Urkal-ized with Urkal-O’s!

Ghosted by Rico @ 02/20/2003 8:06 PM EST


In the Queen’s English:
"I have the power!"

En español:
¡Yo tengo el poder!
o
¡Poseo el poder!

???:
???????

Ghosted by Gary C. pwn5 j00!!1! @ 02/20/2003 8:07 PM EST


It is 9:20 pm in New York and Congo is on. I saw it once a loooong time ago and figured I’d watch it again since Matt had that Congo activity book on awhile back. But as crappy a movie this is (bad acting, bad plot, and a horrible fake gorilla.) But no matter how crappy any movie is, Tim Curry can liven it up. His acting is suberb and so polished. Even in the most inane situation. God I love that actor!

Oh and being a food service specialist, I can safely say; the Hungry Man breakfast is the most unpalatable looking, unhealty, disgusting thing I have seen in a long time.

Ghosted by bite @ 02/20/2003 9:24 PM EST


I’m thinking it would have looked a little more palatable if Matt had followed the heating instructions on the box…  ;)

Ghosted by Wes @ 02/20/2003 10:34 PM EST


Grocery shopping tonight–I saw one of those things they call a breakfast sitting all by itself in an empty case that was supposed to be holding frozen pierogis.  Freaked me out after having read the article this afternoon, it was like the box ate all of the pierogi boxes.

Ghosted by rowdykatie @ 02/20/2003 10:53 PM EST


Ouch… as bad as that mess of food sounds, I still think my fish cereal is worse. Not worse FOR you, just worse in general. Check it out: http://ryborg.0catch.com/keepers.html

Ghosted by Justin @ 02/21/2003 1:59 AM EST


Sadly enough, I would gleefully eat one of those things purely because it is (almost) food, and my place always seems to have a decided lack of it.

In my defense though, my freezer has a radon leak and everything from it just tastes like sulfur anyway.

Ghosted by Thomas Bombadil @ 02/21/2003 2:42 AM EST


Not to be a science-type geek, but there do exist two major types of lipoproteins (cholesterol).

High density lipoproteins (or HDL), "good" cholesterol", is believed to lower cholesterol levels in the blood.  It is recommended that you have a high HDL.

Low density lipoproteins (or LDL), "bad cholesterol", is the type that you don’t want.  It hardens in the arteries and causes may lead to cardiovascular disease (CVD).  LDL is the one you want to avoid.

Ghosted by Gary C... @ 02/21/2003 12:03 PM EST


the breakfast article is genius…i think my feelings can best be described with a quote from the article itself…"I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris."

  TWO THUMBS UP! yea…oo…and a toe as well.  good job matt ;)  im sending you a new whale for a job well done ;)

Ghosted by ken'f @ 02/21/2003 3:12 PM EST


Kaiju made ITS network television debut last night on Jimmy Kimmel.
http://www.kaiju.com

Ghosted by Yes @ 02/21/2003 5:13 PM EST


Someone sent me this in an e-mail.  Have you ever wanted to own a costume from Power Rangers?http://cgi6.ebay.com/disney/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=abcauctions&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25

Ghosted by Reggie @ 02/21/2003 10:35 PM EST


The MOTU live-action movie has actually been out on DVD for quite a while now…one of Wal-Marts ten dollar favorites. 

It even has director commentary!  God, this man is proud of his crappy film.

Ghosted by Voodoo Ben @ 02/22/2003 1:48 AM EST


compared to later kids movies, heman werent all that bad.

i woul have loved to have seen orko and battle cat though

Ghosted by tin man @ 02/22/2003 9:46 AM EST


Captain Power was created by the director of the live-action He-Man movie, Gary Goddard.  His company, Landmark Entertainmnet, is one of the top interactive ride designers and he also created Skeleton Warriors; landmarkusa.com.  Power’s other creator was, J. Michael Straczynski, the creator of Babylon 5, .
http://www.captainpower.com

Ghosted by Tank @ 02/22/2003 11:16 AM EST


My God, X-E is vastly affecting my life. I’ve been a reader for going on a year now, and my last 3 eBay purchases were a Mr. T action figure, a Skeletor [Pee-Wee was too expensive :-)] and an Alf. HELP ME!!!

CJ

By the way, you’ve affected my website as well -

http://www.geocities.com/mrtsightings

and this is February 24th’s update:

http://www.geocities.com/mrtsightings/tskeletor.html

I think I can feel a Green Bamboo peanut growing in my head.

Ghosted by Curt J. Kohen @ 02/22/2003 3:12 PM EST


Ok this is just a comment on the ‘Search for Chinese Bulbasaur’ article.. hey those weird Chinese fruits you bought, they’re called lychee and you’re supposed to peel the outer layer off before eating it.  It actually tastes alot better that way…

Ghosted by Sonja @ 02/22/2003 6:41 PM EST


Interesting trivia,
Saurod is played by a guy named Pons Maar,who also played in "The Blob"(
Give his IMDB  http://us.imdb.com/Name?Maar,+Pons
and homepage http://homepage.mac.com/ponzzz/Menu6.html
a looky, veeddddy interesting…

Ghosted by monkeybitch @ 02/23/2003 1:20 AM EST


actually i think think article fits better with the filter

http://www.endeneu.com/funstuf...tertainment.com/articles/0744/

Ghosted by chemosh @ 02/23/2003 1:28 AM EST


whoops. this link should work better

http://www.endeneu.com/funstuf...Findex.html&filter=miguel

Ghosted by chemosh @ 02/23/2003 1:32 AM EST


I just made the he-man movie figures article better than ever here is the link. check it out.

http://www.endeneu.com/funstuf...Findex.html&filter=miguel

Ghosted by Chemosh @ 02/23/2003 12:12 PM EST


have a badger’s at this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=85201 im still waiting for the thing to load. but its got good reviews.  skeetor’s bakery. how cool?

Ghosted by tin man @ 02/24/2003 9:22 AM EST


–>> ..ah sh6t.. yir the greatest..
>v<

Ghosted by ~tOkKa @ 02/25/2003 10:56 PM EST


that was wierd chemosh. you have more time on your hands than matt does i guess.

Ghosted by dingleberry @ 02/26/2003 3:28 PM EST


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