Comments on: tease.

By: Ubu Rex

Ubu Rex — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Are those the Mare inninghams…devouring Santa Claus? Geez…she really was a brat…

By: kenneth

kenneth — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

i saw the box to the advent calander at the store…it ruined matts reveiw for me…it’ll never be the same…i knew the future. dang.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Matt, why do you have to be so cryptic. I want to see the advent calender, or not whatever.

By: Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

The blonde one looks like she’s giving Santa a blowjob. No, the other blonde one. Now, if you excuse me, I must be eating sap.

By: TheGreatJC

TheGreatJC — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

please dude. please. just finish the advent calendar. it was starting to get really good. i want to see where it ended up. anymore sheep?? more lanterns?? more mare winninghams?? something entirely new?? cmon dude, just do the last 3 days for crying out loud.

By: Thomas Bombadil

Thomas Bombadil — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

Man, Matt’s dangling this advent calendar in front of your collective nose like the proverbial delicious carrot that it is. First it’s teaser pictures, next it’s going to be "I’ll finish the advent calendar if…" So it will quickly progress until he’s eventually sitting in a gilded throne atop a giant pile of bones wearing spiderman underoos and full Lazer Tag equipment while mohawked freaks on motorbikes like the ones in Fist of the North Star with the guns that shoot army knives drive around doing his evil bidding in the hopes that ONE GLORIOUS DAY he will reveal the finished advent calendar. But I know better. By that time I’ll be in Mexico with a bottle of Jack and two swingin’ ladies, saluting Matt’s nefarious master plan all the while.

There’s no really graceful way to end that.

p.s. - Run-on sentences rule.

By: Steve Brandon

Steve Brandon — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

I don’t get it… why’s he teasing us with fuzzy images of his Advent calendar in the middle of fricking February? Isn’t it about 9 1/2 months too early for anyone to start caring about Advent calendars (excluding Advent calendar artists)?

Before Christmas, I was looking at some Advent calendars in the supermarket… but they were all squares, and in order!!! What’s the deal with that? The thing that’s most fun about Advent calendars are the irregular-shaped "doors" hidden in random order in the image. They’ve really been dumbed-down since I was a kid, I think.