New Article: It's Monday, and you know what Monday means. Killer dolls! The latest article is a movie review of 1992's Dolly Dearest, which is sort of like Child's Play, only without the promotional tie-in crane machine window-sucker dolls. The short version: it's a bad movie that doesn't particularly hurt to watch, but there's really no reason to see it unless you've got a killer doll fetish. For the long version, read the article.
Tomorrow's article is one I've wanted to write for a while - a long while, actually. Don't get your hopes up, it's nothing exciting and there's no way you're gonna be able to guess it anyway. I'm not sure it can be done, though. I try not to go under 2,000 word an article, except in cases where the material is good enough and there's clearly little more to say. I would be surprised if I don't hit a wall after 750 words with this one, which even then would be paying it 100x more attention than the entire world has all these years. Nope, I'm still not telling you what it is. It's too stupid to admit.
All In The Family is a pretty sad show, sometimes. That Edith. What a tearjerker. It's the episode where Edith works at a hospital and doesn't tell the doctors that an old, suffering patient is about to die at her request. I don't think there's ever been an episode of the show that's introduced a friend of Edith who didn't die within 20 minutes. So if you ever catch a rerun and notice that Edith's talking to someone you don't immediately recognize, switch to another channel. Son'bitch's about to get axed.
Posted by Matt on 02/10/2003. E-mail me!
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I have Dolly Dearest and it is not a bad movie, but you are right about there being no particular benefits of watching it. Although I enjoyed it because Dolly resembles this fat bitch I use to work with. I guess thats what made it so funny for me.