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Dogs, Ads, and Transforming Shoes

Today's article is a review of Fisher-Price's Rocket, The Wonder Dog. If you'll recall, these things were all the rage a few years back. Now that the smoke has cleared, we can weigh their pros and cons with clearer minds. The end results aren't ultra pretty, as I found that their original retail price was roughly forty times greater than their actual value. If you've ever been curious about these mechanized beasts, click here to read about 'em.

If you missed it, the downloads section has been haphazardly updated with another batch of 80s commercials. I strongly recommend going straight to the Zelda commercial. It's odd beyond compare, even within the strange realm of video game advertising.

Oh, remember that Nike Transformers contest I kept linking? Well, the winners were finally named. I'm pretty sure e-mails were shipped off to the champs, but if you want to check it out, here's the list of winners. Dunno how many of them got to the contest through X-E, but we can at least put one feather in our cap:

Mike Sobczak writes: Longtime fan of X-E, first-time emailer. Won't waste your time listing all of the articles you've written that have successfully distracted me from work I should have been doing, just wanted to let you know that apparently I've been chosen as one of the winners of the Nike Max Q Transformer contest. I just read the email today so I guess I have a few days to wait before the whole process of shipping it to me gets underway, but I wanted to thank you now for giving me and everyone else the heads-up on the giveaway.

Very cool. I'm jealous. Still not sure what the next article is gonna be about, but there should be something up by late tonight or the morning. Later gators.

Posted by Matt on 01/28/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 51 comments

I think that this random, wildly off-topic thread is proof that we need to see the return of the X-E Forums.

I sure miss those.

Chestnuts roasted by Ubu Rex @ 01/30/2003 9:45 PM


cool man, thanks casey jones. in the uk all we aw was shredder runnin at splinter and a blur befoe shredder fell.

but where is the "death comes to us all but for you its without honour line" from the comics?

Chestnuts roasted by 'tin man kaptin karmo: the king of alla balla @ 01/31/2003 9:31 AM


Willard trailer
http://www.willardmovie.com/

Chestnuts roasted by George McFly @ 01/31/2003 11:14 PM


i think this works fine without the forums

Chestnuts roasted by tin man @ 02/01/2003 5:35 AM


he wacko, that movie looks like pure x-e review trash

Chestnuts roasted by tin man, @ 02/01/2003 5:58 AM


Isn’t Matt’s birthday coming up soon?

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremy @ 02/01/2003 4:26 PM


They have ninja turtle book covers at my work (which is at a school). I’m not sure if they are still there, but they were in the teachers lounge and under them there was taped a note to use them as scrap paper, and not give them as book covers. I took two, one I hung on my wall, and the other is on one of my books.
On the right side, it has the turtles in their group pose, and above it it says "The Shell-abration Begins February 8th".
On the left, they each have their own picture with a pose. Raphael under his picture it says Raphael, then "(aka RAPH)", then under that says "opinionated, impulsive, hothead".
Leonardo (aka LEO) dedicated, disciplined, selfless
Donatello (aka DON) braniac, engineer
Michelangelo (aka MIKEY) practical joker, class clown.

And you can’t say you DIDn’t want to hear all of that.

Chestnuts roasted by Shad @ 02/01/2003 8:17 PM


Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie is one of Tarantino’s guilty pleasures

Chestnuts roasted by Mackenzie Blastin' @ 02/01/2003 9:56 PM


i once saw a site which was a GBK archive site that had the movie in real media format. but that was before i got a cable modem, so i couldnt watch it. tell, you what ill have a badgers to see if i can find ita agian. keep rockin

Chestnuts roasted by 'tin man @ 02/02/2003 6:39 AM


found it :)
http://www.100percentgpk.com/welcome.htm

Chestnuts roasted by 'tin man @ 02/02/2003 6:42 AM


willard page looks like pop trash

Chestnuts roasted by 'tin man @ 02/02/2003 7:37 AM


I Challenge Matt to a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon contest.

ALF
Dilbert
Richard Dean Anderson

The Prize- Lifesize poster of Bea Arthur.

Do you have the courage to Accept?

Chestnuts roasted by Snarf @ 02/02/2003 4:02 PM


Hey, I found this page a few weeks ago….one of the best sites I’ve ever been to ever. I love this place.

Chestnuts roasted by Kevin @ 02/02/2003 6:46 PM


It has been mentioned before but there are episodes of an animated Garbage Pail Kids shows that was deemed too gross for Saturday mornings on CBS. They have never been seen, so bug Topp Cards to release the cartoon and movie on DVD!

Chestnuts roasted by Mackenzie Blastin' @ 02/02/2003 7:37 PM


i would love to see gbk cartoons, but i bet they might be a bit crap. i always find it weird that gbk never made a comeback, especially considering some of the weird stuff kids are into these days.

Chestnuts roasted by 'tin man @ 02/03/2003 6:00 AM


not to beat a dead horse…but, what’s with the Advent Calendar cliff hanger…here it is, February and still no more progress past December 21…it’s like a crack addiction!!! I must know what fate belies the Mare Winninghams

Chestnuts roasted by Stuck @ 02/03/2003 8:06 AM


Matt, you should link your television and movie realated artciles to IMDB.com.

Chestnuts roasted by Reggie @ 02/03/2003 7:04 PM


It’s funny, yet sad. I have to do volunteer work at the school’s day care. This one kid had the new Leonardo figure, and of course, he had no idea what it was. If I told my younger-self that one day, I would meet a kid who knew nothing about TMNT, I wouldn’t have believed it, then somehow fit in a quote from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?".
Y’know, I got a few recorded VHS’s FILLED with late 80′s-early 90′s programming (most of it’s Star Trek: TNG, cuz my mom figured her show was more important than all of my cartoons…). But anyway, I have lots of great commercials! Including: Zelda Rap, Underroos (where the kids put on the underwear, and become the character their undergarments represent. Most notable is the kid who says: "More than meets the eye! *walks out of bathroom as Optimus Prime* I am the Transformer!"), Giggles cookies, My friend Zack the Legomaniac, Teddy Ruxipin (the one where everyone hates the retarded kid until they find out his Teddy Bear can talk), stuffed animals that forever look like they are crying, two Honey Comb Hideout commercials, and a ton more. As far as shows, I got: Foofur, the ONE episode of He-man I was able to successfully download off this site (Disapearing Act), what must be every damn episode of Super-Ted, two episodes of the animated Punky Brooster (or Punkie Brewster, I dunno… that show was long gone before I could read.), several episodes of The Little Wizards, and tons more that slip my mind. I’d love to make copies and mail ‘em to you Matt, but if I do, it wouldn’t be ’till after I move into my new house.
(BTW, not that it matters but I used to post replies in the Blog as "Jeremy F.", but now I’ll just go by my FARK ID to avoid confusion between me, and the other Jeremy)

Chestnuts roasted by Rewolf J @ 02/03/2003 11:15 PM


is it me or have things been quiet…perhaps too quiet.

Chestnuts roasted by tin man @ 02/04/2003 6:48 AM


i hope matt is okay… maybe he ate some he-man slime..

Chestnuts roasted by wack0 @ 02/04/2003 10:03 AM


maybe matt is taking a well deserved nap after the massive amount of great articles he’s pumped out in the past 2 weeks, or maybe he’s preparing something big…we must wait and wonder.

Chestnuts roasted by t-rah @ 02/04/2003 12:45 PM


I hope it’s the last 3 days of the advent calendar.

Chestnuts roasted by a @ 02/04/2003 3:34 PM


Thanks for the new article Matt, we were worried about you.

Chestnuts roasted by The Toxic Avenger @ 02/04/2003 7:35 PM


Matt, I think I’m in LOVE with you!

Chestnuts roasted by Jess @ 02/05/2003 3:17 AM


Back when I was a kid, my brothers rabbit ate some he-man slime whlile me and my brother were out with our parents and when we came back home, the rabbit had actully exploded, pretty nasty and my brother cried, ahhhh fond memories.

Chestnuts roasted by Ravinstorm @ 02/09/2003 3:43 AM


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