Christmas has come and gone, and I’ll be reverting the main page back to it’s usual blue form in just a little while. I know, I know – I still haven’t finished the advent calendar. I’m up to December 20th day, so there’s just four more to go. Don’t worry, I won’t give up when we’re this close. I’ll let you know here when it’s completely finished. For now, let’s take a look at the results of the Christmas poll that was on the main page throughout this month…
Who is your favorite Christmas icon?
Goddamn Jesus is the winner, with 1003 votes.
Ralphie takes home the silver medal with 921 votes. (my choice)
Baxter Stockman flies into third with 799 votes.
The rest: Somebody More Jewish (518 votes), Charlie Brown (367 votes), Santa Claus (343 votes), Frosty (200 votes), Rudolph (153 votes), and Charlie Mahogany is your big loser with 56 votes. Still impressive since Charlie Mahogany doesn’t exist.
There’s a new article up, about owl vomit! If you click ‘more’, you’ll see a screencap of the Christmas design for nostalgia’s sake once it’s gone.


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I remember the owl vomit from science class. Of course, our school had no budget, so we got to watch the teacher do this on one piece. Yay School!