Comments on: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Movie Premiere

By: Dustin

Dustin — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Did you have fun?

By: Elijah Wood

Elijah Wood — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hey Matt, thanks for coming to my premiere last night. It was a great night.
That was one one hell of a bong you brought, I can't feel my legs either. God Damned whore Liv Tyler wouldn't shut the fuck up the whole night, you had all right to throw your Sour Patch Kids at her. HA HA, the look on that sluts face when a spit covered purple candy smacked her in the face was to die for. It was something like getting your dick nailed with a mouse trap........ OOOOH AHHH!

Anyway, I got to go. I have an AA meeting in an hour, and that only leaves me 20 minutes to finish this beer.

See ya.

By: Kris Hanson

Kris Hanson — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Sean Astin’s wife is looking right at the camera… so is James Caan. Creepy.

By: mrrmaid1

mrrmaid1 — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Asside from smoking up with Elijah, did you talk with any other cast/crew members, and most importantly did you see Orlando/Legolas?????

By: Al Boondy

Al Boondy — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wow, Professor Arturo from "Sliders" is looking pretty unkempt in that picture …

By: CommunistZombie

CommunistZombie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Peter Jackson better not pass up the opportunity to make a movie connection to Dead Alive.

A ceramic duck used as a ninja throwing star is all I ask…

By: Boon

Boon — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Man, I wish I was Matt.

I would of punched that Tyler bitch is the tit.

You go boy!!