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Christmas has come and gone, and I’ll be reverting the main page back to it’s usual blue form in just a little while. I know, I know – I still haven’t finished the advent calendar. I’m up to December 20th day, so there’s just four more to go. Don’t worry, I won’t give up when we’re this close. I’ll let you know here when it’s completely finished. For now, let’s take a look at the results of the Christmas poll that was on the main page throughout this month…

Who is your favorite Christmas icon?

Goddamn Jesus is the winner, with 1003 votes.
Ralphie takes home the silver medal with 921 votes. (my choice)
Baxter Stockman flies into third with 799 votes.

The rest: Somebody More Jewish (518 votes), Charlie Brown (367 votes), Santa Claus (343 votes), Frosty (200 votes), Rudolph (153 votes), and Charlie Mahogany is your big loser with 56 votes. Still impressive since Charlie Mahogany doesn’t exist.

There’s a new article up, about owl vomit! If you click ‘more’, you’ll see a screencap of the Christmas design for nostalgia’s sake once it’s gone.
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Merry Christmas Eve! Moorgo Foorasti Nassoriab! It’s the 24th, I’ve slacked on the advent calendar, I know. It’s now updated to the 18th, and I’ll be finishing the rest on the few minutes I’ll have tomorrow and on Christmas – you won’t believe how it turns out. Hope everyone has a good holiday. Nickelodeon is running a Cosby marathon. How can you have a lousy holiday with 24 hours of Theo?

Ah, the night. The glorious night. Not even our stupid cats are awake. I miss the nighttime. I used to never go to sleep before dawn, and now I’m remembering why I liked it that way so much. If you manage to accomplish anything at night, you feel like you’re ultra constructive cause everyone else is sleeping. Plus, even if you don’t do jack, you feel justified in knowing that you should be asleep anyway. It’s a total win/win scenario.

I just got a batch of great videos to review. The first went up today – Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue, one of the most often recommended shows for me to take a look at. Next up is something nobody reccomended, but I’m sure that’s just because nobody’s ever heard of the thing. You’re not gonna believe this one – just wait and see. It’ll be up by midnight. I’m only giving you one hint: Gary Coleman. I leave it as an exercise to you to figure out exactly what Gary once starred in that I might be reviewing. I guarantee it’s ten times worse than whatever you’re thinking.

Edit: Here’s a sneak peek at the Gary Coleman article… click here!

The Advent Calendar Christmas Countdown is now completely up-to-date, so go check it out if you need to see more plastic animals and plastic Mare Winninghams. Every year I have such high hopes for the articles I want to do around Christmas, but I always seem to forget that it’s the busiest time of year and my schedule (ha!) doesn’t always allow for it. So, I apologize if the updates aren’t coming as rapidly as you would’ve liked. Forgive me. It’s Christmas.

Working on a new article today. And the next day. And the day after that. I’m not out of Christmas-themed stuff to review yet, so keep checkin’ back.