Comments on: New He-Man Article Up on X-E

By: Marty

Marty — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

How can you possibly have cucumber slices on your eyes while having carrots coming out of them at the same time?

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Magic!

By: mike

mike — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

matt has been getting better and better with his articles, but i wouldn’t have thought that the best one so far would be about the stupid he-man rock transformers. it made me want to be able to turn into a rock like the rocks that can turn into people. people like me.

By: phia

phia — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

matt can do that cuz he’s god.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

For many years, I have fondly remembered the Masters of the Universe and the toys thereof. Many of my friends swore by G.I. Joe, because of their multiple joints and lack of pelvic rubber-bands. In fact, we were divided into camps on the playground based upon our toy allegiances.

And then you came into my life, Matt. You, with your memory of these items, with our insights into their often-ridiculous natures. You have made graduate school surviveable for me, you and your archives section. When the hundreds of pages a week get me down, there is no remedy quite like an article on Stonedar. Stonedar, who was lost to me on a playground one dark, evil day. How I mourn for thee, Stonedar.

How I wish I could join thee in thy rock-world, only to be able to transform instantly back into the semi-human I am now. You are my ideal self, Stonedar. Thank you for restoring Stonedar's memory to the world, Matt. May the Lord be with you.

By: Cristofer

Cristofer — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I had Rokkon. I have no memory of how i came to own Rokkon, but i think i got it for Christmas one year. I was sure that my mom was somehow tricking me and this was not, in fact, an actual Masters of the Universe figure. I liked him, but he never seemed real. (Him and those orb animal thingies, which i never owned...) Maybe this is due in part to my lack of memory in receiving him. It's like this orange-and-blue fake rock man appeared in my life one day, just to taunt me. Anyway, i remember carrying him around alot, and then his joints became loose (that sounds dirty), and he didn't transform very well anymore. He would sit on the table in rock form, and any vibration would make him tip over and fall apart.

Here's something i wonder: was Rokkon a man who turned into a rock, or a rock who turned into a man? See? Still he taunts me to this very day.

P.S. Suckerman!

By: tin man

tin man — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

the rocks had fancyer guns than normal he man figures. with a spinny shiny bit on.

i broke mine getting it out of the packet when i was little.