Got some interesting e-mail about those bootleg wrestling figures. Apparently they have a history!
Chris B. writes: I am a longtime reader of your fine site and a first time writer. I don't know how many have contacted you about this yet, but I figured I'd throw this out to you...
In a local dollar store around my parts, we have plenty of the cheap, crappy wrestling figures that you recently profiled (the ones with the dude on the card that has Benoit's face and Saturn's eyes). I >had< to pick one up.
I don't know if the cheap ones were made by San Francisco Toymakers (the group that produced the original ECW figures, as well as the original WCW ones [such as "Ric Flair with Double Ax Handle action" and "Atomic Elbow Curt Hennig"]), but the body molds are the exact same as the original ECW figures, only with a different wrestlers' heads placed on them. For example, "Crazy Animal" has Justin Credible's body; "Belt"'s originally belonged to Taz; "White Collar Whitey's" was Tommy Dreamer's; "Johnny Underground"'s was formerly Raven's (note the leather jacket); and so on and so forth. The ones I saw in the store went on to rip off the molds of Sabu and Rhyno.
I'm not too sure about the faces, except they look as though they are cheap distortions of originals. White Collar Whitey resembles Little Guido, and Crazy Animal further resembles Justin Credible. I vaguely remember the ones in the store being shameless repaints of ECW men, but I might be wrong. And, to digress a bit, is it just me or does "Adam Appleseed" resemble Lex Luger?
Anyhow, I just wanted to throw that out on you. Thanks for taking the time to read this, and keep producing excellent, well-written articles on stuff I forgot about a long time ago.
"Death" also chimed in: I know that you've probably gotten one or two e-mails already but, those bootlegs are just leftovers from a different toy line. They didn't even repaint a couple of them. Those are the ECW toys that the Original San Francisco Toy Makers made like three years ago. The same company used to make WCW figures that vibrated to stimulate "pumping up action" or some shit like that. But the guy with the silver cyborg leg is actually a Balls Mahoney figure with a different head. You could probably find pictures of the ECW toys somewhere on the internet. Damn am I feeling like a nerd. Anyway your site is great. I have to go back to the nerdery now.
So there you have it. I'm working on an article about some pretty obscure Mortal Kombat cartoon that fell in my lap a few months ago - should be up late this afternoon or tonight.
Posted by Matt on 11/05/2002. E-mail me!










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Upon closer inspection, Ive noticed a few other things:
-Adam Appleseed’s frame is suspiciously similar to that of Mike Awesomes ECW figure
-Doesnt the body (minus the head and arms) of Chilla remind you of Jerry Lynns old look?
-White Collar Whitey looks too fat to be Dreamer…was there ever a Sandman figure?
-Belt’s face looks ALOT like Bret Hart’s